Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself.
They can prohibit my alcohol, you intoxicate me enough.
I didn’t know that my favorite Halloween treat came in life size!
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
Of course I like long walks by the moonlight.
I have a great relationship with my mother… land.
I'm just like an Easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
You’re what I’m most thankful for this year.
You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night!
I came here looking for a little tail.
I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number.
Are you a firework?! Because your lighting up my eyes.
Hey, Are you made of candy? Because you look sooo sweet!
Hey baby, you’ve captured my eye. Could I have it back?
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
I’m a handsome prince and my sword is no trick.
Even the Chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Do you know how to hop? Because your body is in top form.
You're by far the prettiest girl here. The 'Liberty bell' of the ball.
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
Got plans for leftovers, yet?
Your treat or mine?
Why’d you dress up as a princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party?
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
Wow, You must be the pretty princess the evil queen is trying to get rid of.
I'm on a hunt - for your number.
If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
You must have been born in Pearl Harbor, because baby you da bomb.
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.
I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
Tricks aren’t really my thing. But you’re sure a treat.
Your mausoleum or mine?
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
Halloween is the night of darkness. But you are brighter than an angel.
Are you teh Easter Bunny? Because you’ve spent the entire day hopping around in my head.
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
Forget about pumpkin, you’re the only cutie pie I need.
I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?
What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
No costume? Oh you lucky girl, you don’t need Halloween. You look like an angel every day.
Hey Cinderella, must be time I took you home. It’s nearly midnight!
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts
I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.