I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.
Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
Just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.
My coffee is really hot. But you're hotter.
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a charming pickup line.
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.
I'm going to start watching my caffeine intake because baby you make my heart palpitate.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
You're such a TEAse.
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
Hello there, how do you brew?
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
Excuse me, is it you or my coffee that’s getting my heart rate up?
Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.
Are you a Gingersnap/Eggnog Latte? Because I want to bring you home for the holiday.
You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
I’m soy into you.
If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.