You must be a Magnetar because I feel a strong magnetism between us.
Well, I’m definitely Madel-interested
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
I hope you're ready to spend some koalaty time together.
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
All I want is to fill that vacuum in your heart.
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
Do you have the power of a volcano? Because I lava you!
The khaki in my shirt brings out the color in your eyes.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.
So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "Greet one another with a holy kiss?"
Every muscle in your body is beautiful.
Do you like sales? Because if you're looking for a good one, clothing is 100% off at my place.
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
Roses are red, potatoes are brown; you are my favorite spud in the whole town!
Let's commit the perfect crime, I'll steal your heart and you'll steal mine.
My friend told me to come and meet you.
He said you're a really nice person. I think you know him.
Jesus, yeah that's his name.
I wish you were on the football team because I'd love to see your backfield in motion.
Are you a lumberjack?
Why, because I give you wood?
No, because you have masculine forearms and you're wearing Wranglers jeans.
Flowers like our minds, open at the right time. Mine has opened to receive your love.
What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements? That’s because I love U!
Wanna go out sometime? I’d consider it an Er-win if you said yes.
"I took a gamble and chose you, now i believe I made a bad bet."
Wow call me Eve, because you just made me feel like the only girl in the world
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
You should go back to my house and make it hot. It was so cold at night.
Let’s pretend you’re a croc so we can wrestle!
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, a good movie, and mimosas with no pants on...
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
You must be from Quebec because these feelings I have for you are Mont-real.
Help me score one more time for team Canada?
Can you drive my car?
You: Can I borrow a quarter?
She: why? (if she says sure or something else get her to ask you why).
You: so I can call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
Were you raised in captivity? Because you captured my heart.
Are you Hershey's chocolate? Because I would like one kiss from you.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
Are you the sun?
Because you should stay 93 million miles away from me.
Are you a bookmark? Because I keep rereading the pages you are on!
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
You're my missing ingredient.
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
Do you play soccer? Because I think I'm gonna score tonight.
Hey baby, you caught my curiosity. Mind if I explore you a little?
You need to go out on a date with me right now. Alex-plain later
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.