Did you know Def Leppard's drummer makes the best Thanksgiving guest?
He only ever needs one drumstick.
Hey son, do you know why the pilgrims ate biscuits at the first Thanksgiving?
Because they had a boatload of May-flour.
What's a dancer's favorite Thanksgiving food?
Twerky
My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving Day jokes.
I told them I couldn’t stop cold turkey
What do people in New Mexico eat on thanksgiving?
an Albuturquey