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What Have You Been up to, Mr?

An Alabama preacher said to his flock, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. 

 

This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. 
 

I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian Family." 

Hilarious: The Preacher Is a Smooth Operator

 

No one moved. 
 

The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression." 
 

Again all was quiet. 

Hilarious: The Preacher Is a Smooth Operator

 

Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop traffic rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke:
 

"Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets." 
 

The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the congregation roared!

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