Cars tell us a lot about their owners. The model, the color, the cleanliness level - all these aspects reveal something about the person behind the wheel. But nothing broadcasts a driver's personality quite like their choice of bumper stickers. These small adhesive rectangles turn ordinary vehicles into rolling statements.
Some drivers stick to political views. Others advertise their hobbies or family status. The truly entertaining ones, though, are those who use their bumpers for comedy. This collection rounds up sixteen of the most absurd, creative, and oddly specific bumper declarations ever spotted in traffic.
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