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In school, we learn a lot of useless math. However, in the school of life, there are some formulas that may hold true! So here are some interesting mathematical formulas from the school of life - just don't take them too seriously, in my experience, I never did use much of the math I learned at school... |
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| OFFICE ARITHMETIC |
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| Smart boss + Smart employee = |
Profit
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| Smart boss + Dumb employee = |
Production |
| Dumb boss + Smart employee = |
Promotion |
| Dumb boss + Dumb employee = |
Overtime |
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| ROMANCE MATHEMATICS |
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Smart man + Smart woman = |
Romance |
| Smart man + Dumb woman = |
Affair |
| Dumb man + Smart woman = |
Marriage |
| Dumb man + Dumb woman = |
Pregnancy |
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| SHOPPING MATH |
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A man will pay $2
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for a $1 item he needs. |
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A woman will pay $1
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for a $2 item that she doesn't need. |
Image/s courtesy of: cooldesign, digitalart, AKARAKINGDOMS, supakitmod / freedigitalphotos.net
