A guy goes to the tattoo parlor and offers the tattoo artist $1,000 to put a $100 bill on his penis.
The artist agrees, but she is curious and asks the man why he wants to do this.
The man replies, “I have my reasons which I would rather not tell right now.”
So, the artist goes ahead and does the job. But, all the while she is full of curiosity over why this man wants a $100 bill on his organ.
So, she tells the man that she really needs to know the reason why and says that the man can keep the $1000 he would have paid for the tattoo if he would just her tell the reason for putting a $100 bill on his groin.
So, the man consents and offers these three reasons: “First, I like to play with my money. Second, I like to watch my money grow. And third, and most importantly, the next time my wife wants to blow $100, she can stay home to do it.”
P.S: He now plays alone.
For more funny jokes scroll below.
Joke: His Wife Has Needs...
This joke begins with a husband being surprised by his wife's sudden need for...
Joke: It's Difficult to Fulfill a Dying Wish Sometimes
When a window visits an undertaker to see how preparations of her dead husband's body are going, she isn't happy with what she sees. A solution is proposed...
Joke: The Panty Rule
A newlywed couple are about to consummate their wedding night when the husband decides to lay down the law. He couldn't predict what would happen next...
Hilarious: My Wife Just Won't Leave Me Alone
This attorney has a wife that just doesn't know when to be quiet. Sadly for him, she's on one on a day that he really needs some peace and quiet...
This Joke Starts With a Huge Family Waiting For a Bus
A blind man vies for a seat on a bus with a family with nine children. Inevitably, he and the husband do not make it on due to overcrowding. An argument ensues.
Joke: Two Women Hit It Off In Arizona
A wise woman gets a lift from a younger woman while walking out in the Arizona desert. It isn't long before they get talking...
Hilarious: How Weirs is the English Language?
English is a really funny language, especially when considering how meanings can be changed when punctuation's omitted. Take a look at these 9 hysterical memes.
These Funny Bird Pictures Will Make You Laugh
We wanted to make you laugh with these crazy bird photos.
15 Vintage Photos That Will Make You Laugh
These weird and funny vintage photos don't make any sense!
The Classic Comedy of Rowan Atkinson: A Full Performance!
The comedy of Rowan Atkinson like you've never seen him before - a full performance!
Hilarious! Buying a Bed Takes Some Thought...(RUDE)
When an attractive customer needs convincing about a certain bed, the salesman can't believe his luck!
These Retorts are So Good, They'll Leave Scars!
These 25 roasts are the ultimate verbal smackdown.
Even At a Wedding, Sometimes Things Just Go All Wrong!
Hilarious: Anything Can Go Wrong at a Wedding...
Hilarious Compilation: Best Pranks of 2024 so Far!
In this video, you'll witness a series of silly pranks played on unsuspecting people in public, all captured with hidden cameras.
Tired of Inspiration Quotes? Try These Funny Posters
Enough of motivational quotes! Now, try some of these funny “demotivational” posters.
Hilarious: The Evil Grocery Store!
This is just the kind of pranks I like, and a very creative use of a grocery store!
Are These the Funniest Animal Photos Ever Captured?
If you love animals, then get ready to laugh your head off, since the annual Comedy Wildlife Awards are with us once again!
Bless My Neighbors... They're Completely Nuts!
Check out these 15 pictures of hilarious things that people have caught their neighbors doing! We challenge you not to laugh your head off!
20 Hilarious Comics Filled With Wit, Fun, and Humor!
These hilarious comic strips by legendary cartoonist Mark Parisi are guaranteed to make you chuckle.
The Wit of Mark Twain: Quotes that are Amusing and True
One of the most famous American writers, Twain was known for his wit and darker humor. To this day, his quotes are an inspiration.
These Funny Signs Made Me Holler!
Feeling sad or bored? After reading these 12 side-splitting signs, you will no longer have those two problems on your hands.
These Funny Photos Prove Japan is a Different Place...
The Japanese people are probably the funniest in the world ... well certainly the most eccentric. Here 15 photos will prove it to you.
Hilarious: The 50-Year-Gap Prank
In this prank, they are testing people's social patience to a 50 year gap between a couple. How will people react?
Lost in Translation: Laugh-Out-Loud Fails
These translation fails from different languages will have you rolling on the floor with laughter.
9 Mockumentaries That Had Us Rolling on the Floor
Explore the side-splitting world of mockumentaries.
The Senior Alphabet is Absolutely Hilarious!
They usually use the ABC poem to teach kids the alphabet, but now they've put out a senior version.
180 Knock Knock Jokes to Crack You Up!
Whether they like to admit it or not, deep down everyone gets a certain amount of amusement out of a well-crafted knock knock joke. Here are 180 for you!
Even Celebrities Go Through an Awkward Phase...
A list of 12 celebrity prom photos from the past
Classic Comedy: The Very Best of Laurel and Hardy
Laurel and Hardy. Has their ever been a better comedy duo? Not in my lifetime! Enjoy this chaotic short film from 1929 - Liberty!
How Did This Japanese Woman Teach Her Dog to Whisper?
You've probably heard dogs howl, bark, and growl, but have you ever seen a dog do this?
These 17 Cakes Went Terribly Wrong and It’s Hilarious!
All 17 of these baking attempts failed miserably, but somehow, it’s absolutely hilarious!
Classic Comedy: The Marx Brothers' Famous Mirror Scene
One of the most famous and adored comedy routines of all time performed by the talented Marx Brothers!
20 Hilarious and Heartwarming Raccoon Moments
If you take a moment to observe raccoons, you'll find they are the funniest little rascals, as these 20 hilarious and cute images prove it!
These 14 Hilarious Vet Signs Are Gonna Crack You Up!
From unapologetic puns about neutering pets to side-splitting two-liners about the differences between cats and dogs, get ready to laugh your head off!
Zoos Share Funny Amazon-Style Takes on Their Animals
What if animals got Amazon-style reviews?
Funny: Wedding Days Aren't Supposed to Go Like This...
These weddings didn't quite go quite as planned...they'll crack you up!
These Architects Should Really Rethink Their Career Choice
Somebody messed up big time. You’ll laugh your head off seeing how wrong construction can go with these hilarious photos.
WARNING: These Signs Will Make You Howl with Laughter
Here, we present to you the best and funniest signs we've seen so far this year, enjoy!
What the Heck Was Going On in These 25 Photographs!
Sometimes you just have to throw you hands up and ask: 'what the hell are all these people in the photos were thinking?'
This 'Man Song' is a Complete Hoot!
Watch the legendary Milton singing 'The Man Song' by Sean Morey in this hilarious video.
Nerdy Humor: 21 Funny Comics for Smart Minds
Tom Gauld's comics are a comedy goldmine for math, science, and literature fans.
Alaska Has Some Sights No Other Place Has...
Alaska is a special kind of place. Here are some hilarious photos that will prove to you - you're in Alaska, buddy! See for yourself.
Old But Hilarious: Retired and Armed With Bumper Stickers!
These bumper stickers are perfect for someone who's retired, yet still retains his or her sense of humor! Which one would you go for?