Quizzes Jokes Riddles Tips Recipes Health
Funny Nature & Travel Art & Stage Going Viral Science Greetings Inspirational
Edit Profile Recently Viewed Favorites
Quizzes Jokes Riddles Tips Health Recipes Nostalgia Topics
header print
Main > Funny

Joke: International Relations Are Going Down the Toilet...

Edited By: Tony A.
Add to Favorites
A+ A-
Join Us
A Moscow-based businessman pacing through Washington D.C. was desperate to take a leak. 

After searching up and down, he could not find any public bathrooms in which he could relieve himself. 

So, while no one was looking, he sought a side street where he could privately take care of his impending emergency.
 
joke, funny, russian, USA, toilet
But just as he was unzipping, a Washington cop turned up.
“Look here, sir. What do you think you’re doing?” asked the officer.
“I do apologize, sir,” answered the wealthy Muscovite. “But I can’t hold it in any longer.”
“No. You can NOT do that here,” said the officer. “Come with me, sir.”
joke, funny, russian, USA, toilet
The Police officer led the gentleman into a beautiful garden of bright green freshly mowed lawn, pretty flowers, and manicured hedges.
“Here,” said the officer. “Whiz away!”
The Russian businessman shrugged his shoulders, turned around, unzipped, and began urinating on the flowers.
“Ahhh!” he cried with relief.
joke, funny, russian, USA, toilet
Then, turning back to the cop, he said:
“That was very nice of you, sir. Is this the famous American courtesy I’ve heard so much about?”
“Hahaha! No…” replied the police officer.
joke, funny, russian, USA, toilet
“…This is the Russian Embassy.”
Scroll below for more funny jokes!
Share WhatsApp
Copy Link
Next Post
Sign Up for Free Daily Posts!
Did you mean:
Continue With: Facebook Google
By continuing, you agree to our T&C and Privacy Policy
Report copyright infringement
Print this content
Jokes and Puns:
Puns & One Liners Animal Jokes Religion Jokes Family Jokes Police Jokes Senior Jokes Cheating Jokes Blond Jokes
You may also like:
Tips, Life Hacks and DIY How to Fix a Running Toilet 7:25

Easy Tutorial: How to Fix a Running Toilet
Health The 8 Germiest Spots in Your Bathroom

These Are 8 of the Germiest Spots in Your Bathroom!
Tips, Life Hacks and DIY DIY Rust Stain Remover

Incredibly Simple Homemade Rust Cleaner for Your Bathroom
Humor Joke: The Fisher and the Cop

Joke: The Illegal Fisher and the Police Officer
Humor Sir, Can You Keep An Eye On My Car Please?

This Joke Starts With a Man In a Hired Car In Washington
Humor Which Substance Would You Like to Land in?

Hilarious: Which Beverage Would You Like to Land in, Sir?
Humor This Clip Shows Why Chaplin Was a Genius With Slapstick 3:02

Comedy Gold: Charlie Chaplin's Sticky Situation
Travel Rare Glimpses into the Past: 14 Amazing Historical Finds

14 Captivating Images That Rewrite What We Know of History
Quizzes you may like:
Spelling Tests greeting-cat Super Spelling Challenge
History Quizzes greeting-cat The History of Africa
Personality Quizzes greeting-cat Which Natural Phenomenon Represents You?
Send Comment
Related Topics: joke, washington, america, russia, bathroom, urine, police officer, toilet, embassy
Sign Up for Free Daily Posts!
Did you mean:
Continue With: Facebook Google
By continuing, you agree to our T&C and Privacy Policy
Health & Lifestyle
Quizzes & Riddles
Nature & Travel
Tips & DIY
Funny
Art & Stage
Going Viral
Inspirational
Science & Tech
Contact us | Help | About us | Terms | Privacy policy | Advertise | Best Posts | Archive | Trending | Reviews