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Woody Allen is probably one of the most famous funnyman of the twentieth century. Part philosopher and part clown, this cerebral comedian from New York has got plenty to say about life, death, love, marriage and pretty much every other important topic. These nuggets of comic genius just go to show that the best way to face the big questions in life is to face them with a hearty laugh! Get ready to laugh your lungs off!

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