"I think I know who it… I'm not 100%... no, I haven't got a clue. I'd like to phone a friend Regis, just to be sure."
Regis: "Yes. Who, Barbara, do you want to phone?"
Barbara: "I'll phone my friend Maggie back home in Birmingham."
(ringing)
Maggie (a blonde): "Hello..."
Regis: "Hello Maggie, its Regis here from Who Wants to be a Millionaire. I have Barbara here and she is doing really well on $500,000, but needs your help to get to a Million. The next voice you hear will be Barbara's and she'll read you the question. There are 4 possible answers and only 1 correct answer. You have 30 seconds to reply -- fire away Barbara."
Barbara: "Maggie, which of the following birds does not build its own nest?
Is it:
A- Robin
B- Sparrow
C- Cuckoo
D- Thrush
Maggie: "Oh gees, Barbara that's simple...It's a cuckoo."
Barbara: "You think?"
Maggie: "I'm sure."
Barbara: "Thanks Maggie." (hangs up)
That night Barbara called round to Maggie and brought her down to a local bar for a celebratory drink and, as they were sipping their champagne, Barbara turned to Maggie and asked: "Tell me Maggie, How in God's name did you know that it was the cuckoo that does not build its own nest?"
Maggie: "Listen Barbara, everybody knows that a cuckoo lives in a clock!"
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This Joke Starts With a Man Sitting Next to a Cute Blonde
Blondes have a reputation for not being the sharpest knives in the drawer, but this man soon finds out that you should never judge a book by its cover...
This Joke Starts With a Blonde Crashing Her Car Badly
A blonde totals her car when a police officer arrives on the scene. She promptly begins to explain what happened to him.
Hilarious: Why Won't This Weirdo Take Her Headphones Off?
A blonde is rollerblading down the street when she decides to pop in for a haircut. She absolutely refuses to take off the headphones she's wearing...
Joke: The Power of the Thermos
A blond is in a store when a Thermos catches her eye. She begins to ask questions about it and eventually makes a purchase...
Quirky Shop Signs That’ll Leave You Smiling
These shop signs prove that many shopkeepers still have a healthy sense of humor!
The Most Hilarious Photos from the Animal Kingdom!
Take a look at this hilarious collection of animal-failures.
The Funniest Outdoor Signs from This Vet Clinic
The Carroll County Veterinary Clinic grabs people’s attention with its hilarious roadside signs
Hilarious: There Must be a SAFER Way to Do These Things!
These work safety fail pictures will make you anxious... and then make you laugh out loud!
Classic Comedy: Mr. Bean At the Restaurant
Watch and see what happens as Mr. Bean gets a taste of a raw Steak Tartare, and decides he doesn’t really like it…
Indecent Behavior: That's Not the Way to Conduct Yourself!
Waitresses see some shocking behavior from courting couples, but tonight's spectacle was extraordinarily indecent...
14 “Genius” DIY Fixes That Get the Job Done—Almost!
Some people come up with the most creative solutions for their everyday problems.
These Hilarious Signs We Caused by Bizarre Behaviors...
The fact that people were forced to put up these signs is both sad and ridiculous.
Only in Russia: 10 Hilarious Cars Transformed into Tanks
There is a new hilarious trend in Russia - turning your own car into a tank! Click here to see these funny creations!
You Won't Believe What This Little Old Lady Gets Up To...
This hilarious prank involves a sweet old lady pretending to deal drugs in large quantities in a public park...
HILARIOUS: 20 Signs That Are Too Funny to Pass By
We could all use a bit of laughter these days, and what’s better than brilliantly funny signs?
These Dark Comics Offer a Funny View of Life
Today, we're spotlighting the outstanding and offbeat creations of Derek Evernden.
Are These the Worst Drivers Ever? These 14 Pics Say Yes
These people should NEVER be behind the wheel!
When Mr. Bean Takes an Exam, Things Go Extremely Wrong
Mr. Bean has to take a maths exam, but things take a hilarious turn for the worse.
This is What Happens When Translations Go Wrong...
These examples of translated English didn't quite turn out as intended, with hilarious results!
COMEDY CLASSICS: Mr. Bean Goes Ice Skating
Watch this hilarious clip of Mr. Bean having a gala time at the ice skating rink.
16 Parenthood Comics That’ll Make You Roll In the Aisles
These witty comics show the funny side of having a family and parenting
Seniors Win: Teaching Some Drivers a Valuable Lesson!
You better learn some patience with dealing with these elders!
Hilarious! Buying a Bed Takes Some Thought...(RUDE)
When an attractive customer needs convincing about a certain bed, the salesman can't believe his luck!
Classic Comedy: You Should Always Carry Your Library Card!
A routine teacher-parent meeting starts bad and just gets worse...
Is That a Cat or a Fish? 15 Wacky Details in Medieval Art
Medieval artists sure used some weird logic while making their animal artworks.
Why On Earth Would Anyone Think This is a Good Idea...
People will always try to find a quick fix or a cheap solution to a problem, and these photos show this in earnest. Have a laugh at these ridiculous botch jobs.
Cat Behavior Is Not Always Easy to Understand! Hilarious!
In this video, you will see cats trying to fit themselves into tight spaces.
15 Times People Clearly Forgot What "Safety" Means
These people are living on the edge... literally.
Say “I Do” to Laughter with These 20 Funny Marriage Quotes
These hilarious marriage quotes will crack you up.
HILARIOUS: 14 Silly Signs That'll Make Your Day
Need a laugh? Check out these hilariously weird signs that make no sense.
12 Naughty Dogs Caught Being Cheeky While You Were Out
So this is what your dog is doing when he has the house to himself!
WARNING: These Signs Will Make You Howl with Laughter
Here, we present to you the best and funniest signs we've seen so far this year, enjoy!
18 Advertising Fails That Are Too Funny To Ignore!
These hilariously bad ads may not convince you to buy the product, but they will surely succeed at cracking you up!
When Parking Signs Get a Sense of Humor! (15 Pics)
Who knew no parking signs could make us laugh too?
Hilarious: You'll Only See THIS in Scotland!
Every country has its own quirks and oddities, Scotland may be one of the weirdest countries in Europe, and we have photographic proof!
The Ridiculous Shenanigans of Laurel and Hardy
Laurel and Hardy never fail to make us laugh.
Hand These Guys a Towel and Get Ready to Laugh!
This hilarious performance involves two young Frenchmen who have just a towel apiece to preserve their modesty. Watch this side-splitting performance.
The Best Husbands Have the Best Sense of Humor!
Married women will be able to related to these. You ask your husband to do one simply thing, and they take it as an excuse to goof off. See 10 hilarious pics.
Hold My Ladder: Hilarious Safety Pics
These people really don't believe in following any safety measures whatsoever!
These Naughty Dog Pictures are Incredibly Funny
Dogs are a great source of joy for many, but they can also be extremely naughty. Nevertheless, we always forgive them for their silliness. View these photos.