The man says, "I'll show you, but only if you get me a beer."
So of course the bartender gets the man a beer. The man drinks it. He pulls out a tiny human from the box, then a tiny piano. The little man sits down and starts playing the piano with skill.
"Wow!" exclaims the bartender. "That's amazing! Where did you get him from?"
"For another beer, I'll tell you," says the man. So the bartender gets the man another beer. The man drinks it and says: "I got it from a genie."
"Really? A real genie??" says the bartender. "Do you think I could borrow him for one little wish?"
And for another beer the man agrees, but warns: "Speak loudly - he's 3,000 years old and a little deaf.”
The bartender gets the man another beer. The man drinks it and gives the bartender the lamp.
The bartender rubs the lamp and the genie pops out, looking very old. "Master, I grant you one wish. What is it?" says the tired old genie.
"I wish for a million bucks!"
All of a sudden a million ducks start flying into the room. "What the heck is this?!? I wished for a million bucks not a million ducks!" shouts the bartender in anger.
Joke: The Wife, the Husband and the Genie
A husband and wife in their sixties were coming up on their 40th wedding anniversary when they discover a genie...
Genie, I Want Beer Now That I've Found You (Funny Joke)
A blonde redneck guy finds a lamp. He rubs it, and a genie emerges. His thoughts immediately turn to beer...
Hilarious: Are You Sure That's What You Really Want?
A man has a rather unusual request for a genie that he finds in a lamp on a Californian beach.
Joke: Getting Away With It
A bartender is having difficulty keeping track of who has or hasn't paid for their drinks. Seeing an opportunity, a trio of men try their luck...
Great Joke: Three Dinosaurs and Their Three Wishes
This joke begins millions of years ago, as 3 dinosaurs find a magic lamp...
These Library Jokes Are Bound to Crack You Up!
When librarians decide to make us all laugh, they tend to do it in style!
Classic Comedy: Mr. Bean Goes to the Cinema!
Another classic comedy moment with Mr. Bean as he takes his girlfriend to see a movie. Simple right? Anything but.
14 Hilarious Newspaper Mistakes that Made Us Laugh!
These absurd vintage news stories just won’t work today!
Hilarious: A Most Unusual Sermon!
Rowan Atkinson, the famous comedian, gives a sermon the likes of which you've never heard...
The 1900s Had Some BIZARRE Predictions About Today...
These wild predictions about the future were way off.
These Child Letters to God are Both Touching and Hilarious
The letters these kids write are astounding.
DIY Don't-Try This At Home: Ridiculous Project Fails
Sometimes, we should just let the pros do the job.
Funny Photos: When Homeowners Refuse to Sell
The phenomenon of "nail houses" exists all over the world, and it's so strange that you won't understand until you see these pictures ...
15 Reckless Drivers That Will Leave You Speechless
These bizarre, unexpected, and downright stupid driving moments all beg the question, “How on earth did this happen?”
Mark Twain Had a Lot to Say About Almost Everything
Mark Twain is one of the most famous writers in American history. He was known for his dark wit and humor, and his quotes still inspire people today.
Hilarious Quotes About the Quirks of Getting Older
Don't fear the grey hair! Just enjoy these hilarious quotes about getting older.
Dogs' Hilarious Regrets: 15 Funny Moments
Dogs don't have the ability to understand that their actions have consequences. This often leads to hilarious results such as these.
When Animals Steal the Spotlight with Funny Antics
These hilarious animal moments will leave you in stitches!
25 More Hilarious One-Frame Comics by Nate Fakes
Artist Nate Fakes creates wonderfully hilarious one-frame comics. Here are some of his best ones.
When Two Old Ladies Sit Down and Make Us Laugh!
Hilarious and classic sketch from the Mrs. Brown classic show.
Classic Comedy: When Laurel & Hardy Joined the Army
Laurel & Hardy never fail to make us laugh! Enjoy this classic clip of the time when the iconic duo joined the army...
Hilarious Compilation: Best Pranks of 2024 so Far!
In this video, you'll witness a series of silly pranks played on unsuspecting people in public, all captured with hidden cameras.
Hilarious: This Vet Clinic Has Painfully Funny Signs!
Enjoy 21 hilarious signs brought to you by the most unexpected source - a vet clinic.
Hilarious: This is Why We Love Kids...
There are a number of reasons we love kids! It isn't just because they laugh out loud most of the time or look great in photos - they also make us laugh...
Moms and Dads are So Different, as These Funny Pics Prove...
There's no doubting that moms and dads are different, and these hilarious pictures definitely back up that notion. Here are 15 differences between Mom and Dad.
18 Funny Animal Pics That'll Give You Some Cheer!
Here is a collection of some adorably funny animals being silly and cute at the same time.
Classic Comedy: Mr. Bean's Ride Along!
This classic scene from the famous comedy show Mr.Bean with Rowan Atkinson is always a delight and gives us a few good minutes of laughter!
FUNNY: Grandparents Being Hilarious Without Even Trying
These priceless grandparent moments will make your day.
Excuse Me, But Are These Signs for REAL?!?
Who comes up with these hilarious ideas and useless ideas for signs?
FUNNY PICS: How About DON'T Do It Yourself?!
Sometimes, you should just let the professionals do the job...
Funny Stand Up: Can't Argue With Wife Post Surgery!
Jim Gaffigan in a funny stand up video about arguing with his wife after her brain surgery.
These Hilarious Tweets Show What Marriage Is REALLY Like...
These Tweets from newly-married men take away all the glamour and mystery from marriage, however their spin on things is nothing short of hilarious.
Hilarious: This Just May Be Why Building Codes Exist...
20 examples of the worst construction flaws, that will hopefully remind you to hire a professional next time.
Pun-Lovers, This One’s for You!
If you’re a fan of puns, then you cannot afford to miss this hilarious collection of brain-teasing one-liners and pun-tastic jokes!
Hilarious Language Humor: 18 Funny Translation Fails
These translation fails are just ridiculously funny.
Quirky and Funny Signs Around the World
his wonderful collection will make you laugh out loud as we present you with some of the funniest signs you've ever seen!
Hilarious! Buying a Bed Takes Some Thought...(RUDE)
When an attractive customer needs convincing about a certain bed, the salesman can't believe his luck!
Classic Comedy: Russ Abbot's Masterbrain Can't Miss!
A hilarious sketch from the mind of Russ Abbott: Mastermind can't lose!
Hilarious: These Mishaps Make For The Happiest Birthdays
We're so lucky these funny incidents happened when everyone was watching and the camera was rolling: birthday mishaps are the happiest of birthdays.
Mr. Bean Never Expected a Round of Golf Like That...
Mr Bean decides to treat himself to a round of crazy golf. He starts off with a fantastic hole in one, but things start to take a turn for the worse…
These Maps are the Funniest Way to Understand Europe
These maps show the funny side of Europe!
Hilarious: Some of the Funniest Shop Names I've Seen!
These restaurants are worth visiting just for their hilarious names!
If You Don't Laugh at These, You Are Irony-Deficient...
The Irony Is Strong in These Photos...
Hilarious - The World’s MOST Useless Inventions!
These inventions solve problems that don't exist!
Hilarious: These Signs Are as Funny as It Gets!
From clever puns to unintentionally hilarious signs, this epic collection of 16 funny signs has it all!