The man says, "I'll show you, but only if you get me a beer."
So of course the bartender gets the man a beer. The man drinks it. He pulls out a tiny human from the box, then a tiny piano. The little man sits down and starts playing the piano with skill.
"Wow!" exclaims the bartender. "That's amazing! Where did you get him from?"
"For another beer, I'll tell you," says the man. So the bartender gets the man another beer. The man drinks it and says: "I got it from a genie."
"Really? A real genie??" says the bartender. "Do you think I could borrow him for one little wish?"
And for another beer the man agrees, but warns: "Speak loudly - he's 3,000 years old and a little deaf.”
The bartender gets the man another beer. The man drinks it and gives the bartender the lamp.
The bartender rubs the lamp and the genie pops out, looking very old. "Master, I grant you one wish. What is it?" says the tired old genie.
"I wish for a million bucks!"
All of a sudden a million ducks start flying into the room. "What the heck is this?!? I wished for a million bucks not a million ducks!" shouts the bartender in anger.
Joke: The Wife, the Husband and the Genie
A husband and wife in their sixties were coming up on their 40th wedding anniversary when they discover a genie...
It's My Birthday, I'll Have a Drink If I Want To (Funny)
An old lady is celebrating her 80th birthday aboard a cruise ship. The bartender buys her a drink, and she proceeds to have a few...
Tennis Comedy: These Interruptions Stole the Show!
These players thought they would only have to deal with their match, but the circumstances ended up getting real funny!
Have You Heard This Joke? The Cheeky Trio
A bartender is having difficulty keeping track of who has or hasn't paid for their drinks. Seeing an opportunity, a trio of men try their luck...
Joke: Getting Away With It
A bartender is having difficulty keeping track of who has or hasn't paid for their drinks. Seeing an opportunity, a trio of men try their luck...
Genie, I Want Beer Now That I've Found You (Funny Joke)
A blonde redneck guy finds a lamp. He rubs it, and a genie emerges. His thoughts immediately turn to beer...
This 'Man Song' is a Complete Hoot!
Watch the legendary Milton singing 'The Man Song' by Sean Morey in this hilarious video.
This Demonstration Went Really Wrong. LOL.
These people just didn't know their own strength!
This Lion Learned You Should Let Sleeping Lionesses Lie...
This lion chose the worst way to wake up a sleeping lioness!
19 Hilarious Perks of Becoming a Senior Citizen!
There are many amusing perks that only come as a result of old age. Here are a selection of them!
These Terribly Designed Homes are Sure to Make You Giggle!
If these hilarious design fails taught me anything it’s to always measure and consult professionals before renovating my home on my own!
Nerdy Humor: 21 Funny Comics for Smart Minds
Tom Gauld's comics are a comedy goldmine for math, science, and literature fans.
Gag Video: When a Cop Ruined a Poor Kid’s Birthday Party
This little kid was enjoying his birthday celebrations when a "police officer" decided to crash it...
Relatable Humor: Summer Woes in 18 Hilarious Comics
These comics perfectly capture summer's sweatiest, most annoying moments.
Hilarious: These Funny Comics Made Me Smile Today
Enjoy this humorous collection of animal comics by cartoonist Sheri Davies.
Hilarious: These Mishaps Make For The Happiest Birthdays
We're so lucky these funny incidents happened when everyone was watching and the camera was rolling: birthday mishaps are the happiest of birthdays.
20 Hilarious Comic Strips to Bring Joy to Your Day!
Ready to bring some positivity and sunshine to your day? These feel-good comics feature cute animals and puns are sure to make you smile!
So Funny: Have You Ever Seen Christmas Trees Like THESE?
These are the most unusual Xmas trees you have ever seen!
WARNING: These Signs Will Make You Howl with Laughter
Here, we present to you the best and funniest signs we've seen so far this year, enjoy!
20 Hysterical Photos Taken in the Perfect Time and Place!
All 20 of the photos we’re about to show were taken just in time to create the most hilarious effect imaginable!
These Quirky Winter Quotes Will Help Warm Your Frosty Days
Embrace the cold season with these quirky winter quotes!
Norwegian is a Hilarious Language, Who Knew?!
What's a lard ring or an eye stabber? Well, isn't it obvious - it's Norwegian for a doughnut and dragonfly respectively. Who knew this language was so much fun?!
18 Funny Notes Left by Clever Moms and Dads
These parents left the funniest passive-aggressive notes!
Why Men Should NOT Be Allowed in the Kitchen!
A perfect example of why some men are useless in the kitchen
Tiny Comedians: The Hilarious Things Kids Say!
Much to the confusion and surprise of their parents, kids can sometimes blurt out the darndest things! Here are 15 of the most hilarious things kids uttered.
FUNNY: I’m Guessing These People Don’t Believe in Safety
These people clearly don’t care about safety.
Hilarious: The 50-Year-Gap Prank
In this prank, they are testing people's social patience to a 50 year gap between a couple. How will people react?
Every Man Should Learn from These Ridiculous DIY Fails
Why is it that men don't live as long as women? Perhaps it has something to do with the fact that men aren't very careful when it comes to health and safety...
Witty Restaurant Signs That Serve More Than Just Food!
El Arroyo is back with a new set of hilariously funny signs!
Fun-Loving Grandparents: These Photos Will Make Your Day!
To help crush the negative stereotypes that sometimes surround the elderly, here are 20 fantastic photos of grandparents acting absolutely hilariously!
Funny Insults: 16 of the Wittiest Comebacks in History
These witty historical retorts show that insults were once an art.
Hilarious: They'll Never Notice if I Take Just One Piece...
Watch how these sneaky pooches get caught stealing food. You'll laugh so hard you'll cry!
Hilarious: Best of Terrible Strangers Pranks!
This prank compilation focuses on 'terrible people' and the weird things they do before you discover it's a prank!
Hilarious: The Marriage Dictionary!
Have you been through the marriage dictionary yet? I think you'll find that the definitions it contains are much different to the ones in a regular dictionary.
Simon's Cat Requires a Hilarious Visit to the Vet!
This Simon's Cat special is 12-minutes long and in full color! Watch this hilarious episode here.
Hilarious: A Punny Sign Collection!
What could be better than a mixture of funny signs and clever puns? If that sounds intriguing, you simply must check out these hilarious signs!
This Prank Compilation is All You'll Need to Smile Today
Just for laughs gives us a great compilation video of elevator pranks.
20 Clever Words for Clever People To Laugh Over...
Have you heard of these words? No?? How come?
From Funny to Weird: These Signs Have It All
These signs are each funnier and more bizarre than the last. What were these people thinking?
When Architects Get Weird: Odd Buildings
Whoever made these building projects happen took some extreme creative liberties, ones that are both puzzling, mystifying, and absolutely hilarious!
Proof That Winter Is Both Beautiful and Funny (13 Pics)
Take a look at these moments where winter turned everyday situations into pure comedy gold.
Laugh Out Loud at These 15 Epic Design Fails
When it comes to terrible ideas, the human race often ends up coming out on top as these photos prove!