A man was taking it easy, lying on the grass and looking up at the clouds. He was identifying shapes when he decided to talk to God.
"God", he said, "How long is a million years?"
God answered, "In my frame of reference, it's about a minute."
The man asked, "God, how much is a million dollars?"
God answered, "To Me, it's a dime."
The man then asked, "God, can I have a dime?"
"In a minute."
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Hilarious: How Cats are "Built" on the Inside
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A Funny Compilation of 'Destructive' Pranks!
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When Animals Hijack Talent Shows With Hilarious Results
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