Joke: Talking Peace With Lawyers
wo attorneys boarded a flight out of Seattle. One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat...
Joke: The Honest Judge
A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money was saying to his lawyer, "If I lose this case, I'll be ruined."...
Joke: Calling Up the Doctor
A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor’s office...
Joke: A Weeee Bit
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce children beyond comparison....
Joke: The Animal Comedy Competition
The animal kingdom had become overpopulated. The lion, being the head of the animal kingdom, made a decree: A joke telling contest would be held at the end of the week...
Joke: Wisdom or Money?
A man goes on a trip to the desert. At one point, he walks off alone, and suddenly stumbles upon an old lamp...
Classic Comedy: Why Michelangelo Didn't Do the Last Supper
One of the lesser known sketches of the famous Monty Python is a hoot and a half - explaining why Michelangelo didn't paint the last supper.
Signs That Aren't Meant to Be Translated Except For Laughs!
These brilliant signs presumably have more accurate meanings when read in their own language, but in English, they're just hilarious!
Joke: The Mental Health Line
Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline, this next message may sound hilarious...
Joke: Haggling With St. Peter
An American, a Scot and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They were all brought to the same emergency room, but all three of them died before they arrived...
Joke: Calling Up the Circus
Alex sees an ad in the newspaper that says “Circus Looking for New Talents”. Alex says to himself, “Eh, what the heck. I’m pretty talented.” and calls the circus...
Joke: The Blond Detective
The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Chad - the new blond recruit, wanted the job...
Joke: The Cat Poem!
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray this cushy life to keep...
