Joke: The Helpful Commandment
An elderly man was quite unhappy because he had lost his favorite hat.
Joke: The Sermon Notes
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor for help. The monsignor replied...
Joke: Stop, You're Blonde!
A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived.
Joke: The Blond, The Policeman and the Pants
One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window.
When Kids Go to the Zoo, Entertainment Follows...
Watch this video for some great zoo antics and hilarity, as kids meet their favorite animals.
Joke: The Best Way to Return a Shirt
I went with a friend to buy a grey cotton sweatshirt...
Joke: I Was Going to Tell You a Joke, But...
I'd tell you a constipation joke, but it's full of...
Joke: The Greatest Samurai in the World
Once upon a time, a powerful Emperor of the Rising Sun advertised for a new Chief Samurai...
Joke: The Graveyard Music
When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple of days later, the town drunk was walking...
Joke: The Copying Error
A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand.
Joke: The Mystery Pain
For years Frank's knees or elbows would start to ache at 8:50am and 8:50pm.
Joke: Feeling Like a Baby...
Two old guys from a senior center were sipping lemonade on the porch when one asks the other:
Joke: How to Explain It to the Wife
One day, a gentleman's wife is planning on hosting a dinner party and wants to class it up a bit, so she sends her husband out to pick up some snails for escargot...
