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Joke: The Husband, the Wife and the Threesome

There was a man who was very happily married, but, every birthday he would have the same fantasy request from his wife: He wanted a threesome, and every year the wife says no.

Joke Collection: Roses Are Red...

42 Hilarious Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue Jokes!

Joke: Tarzan and Jane Try Lovemaking

When Jane first met Tarzan in the jungle, she was instantly attracted to him and during her questions about his life, she asked him if he had ever made love to a woman.

The 42 Bible Puns You've Been Praying For!

The 42 Bible Puns You've Been Praying For!

Joke: This Blonde Shall Not Move!

A beautiful young model boarded a plane to New York with a ticket for the economy section. She looked at the seats in economy, and then looked into the forward cabin at the luxurious first-class seats.

Joke: The Little Girl and the Pet Store Owner

A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?"

Joke: The Missionary, the Chief and the Bike

A missionary who had spent years showing a tribe of natives how to farm and build things to be self-sufficient gets word that he is to return home.

Joke: How to Raise Your Grade

The student comes up to the professor, "What is this, why did you grade me an 80?"

Joke: How to Weigh a Pig

An American man was driving through the south when he decided he wanted to buy a pig.

Joke: It's Never Too Late For Marriage

There were these two elderly people living in a Florida mobile home park. He was a widower and she a widow. They had known one another for a number of years.

Joke: Little Johnny and the Baby

A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.  It was so far out, there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5-year-old child.