Joke Collection: Roses Are Red...
42 Hilarious Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue Jokes!
Joke: Tarzan and Jane Try Lovemaking
When Jane first met Tarzan in the jungle, she was instantly attracted to him and during her questions about his life, she asked him if he had ever made love to a woman.
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Joke: This Blonde Shall Not Move!
A beautiful young model boarded a plane to New York with a ticket for the economy section. She looked at the seats in economy, and then looked into the forward cabin at the luxurious first-class seats.
Joke: The Little Girl and the Pet Store Owner
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?"
Joke: The Missionary, the Chief and the Bike
A missionary who had spent years showing a tribe of natives how to farm and build things to be self-sufficient gets word that he is to return home.
Joke: How to Raise Your Grade
The student comes up to the professor, "What is this, why did you grade me an 80?"
Joke: How to Weigh a Pig
An American man was driving through the south when he decided he wanted to buy a pig.
Joke: It's Never Too Late For Marriage
There were these two elderly people living in a Florida mobile home park. He was a widower and she a widow. They had known one another for a number of years.
Joke: Little Johnny and the Baby
A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so far out, there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5-year-old child.
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Joke: The Perfect Car for the Wife
A man walks into a car dealership. A salesman greets him at the door and after some chatting they end up taking a car for a test drive.
Joke: A Bet With Stevie Wonder
A famous golfer, Jack Nicklaus, is sitting in a bar drinking with Stevie Wonder. Nicklaus turns to Wonder and says...