Joke: The Lines in Heaven
The Day of Judgment came, and all the people in the world who were worthy reached heaven, where the heavenly angels divided them into men and women.
Joke: A Brewing Argument
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
Joke: Can You Say Daddy?
Baby: "Mommy." Dad: "No. Say daddy."
Joke Collection: 38 Hilarious Haiku Poems!
38 Hilarious Haiku Poems
Joke: Trouble With the Wife
An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution for a client who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depress
Joke: The Husband, the Wife and the Threesome
There was a man who was very happily married, but, every birthday he would have the same fantasy request from his wife: He wanted a threesome, and every year the wife says no.
Joke Collection: Roses Are Red...
42 Hilarious Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue Jokes!
Joke: Tarzan and Jane Try Lovemaking
When Jane first met Tarzan in the jungle, she was instantly attracted to him and during her questions about his life, she asked him if he had ever made love to a woman.
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Joke: This Blonde Shall Not Move!
A beautiful young model boarded a plane to New York with a ticket for the economy section. She looked at the seats in economy, and then looked into the forward cabin at the luxurious first-class seats.
Joke: The Little Girl and the Pet Store Owner
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?"
Joke: The Missionary, the Chief and the Bike
A missionary who had spent years showing a tribe of natives how to farm and build things to be self-sufficient gets word that he is to return home.
Joke: How to Raise Your Grade
The student comes up to the professor, "What is this, why did you grade me an 80?"
