Joke: The Holy Drunk
A drunk staggers out of a bar and runs into two priests. He goes over to the first priest and says: “Hey, I’m Jesus Christ!”
Joke Collection: 70 Hilarious Limericks!
If you've enjoyed our Funny Poems and Funny Haikus, you MUST check out this collection of 70 hilarious limericks, and find rhyme, reason and humor to fill your day.
Joke: Heaven Has Its Perks...
An 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in a car crash.
Rodney Dangerfield, The Man of a Million One liners!
Here is a great compilation of some of his best lines and of course - his terrific delivery, Dangerfield style.
Punny Time: 70 Rockin' Musical Puns!
There's nothing like good music. It can make us feel angry, sad, happy or hopeful. It can also make us laugh out loud apparently! Go ahead and listen to the dulcet tones of 70 hilarious Music Puns!
Joke: The Deaf Mute Golfer
A deaf mute steps up to tee off on the first hole of a golf course, when a large burly guy yells "Hey You!, Nobody tees off ahead of Big Ralph".
Joke: Forgive Me Father For I Have Sworn
A Catholic goes to confession. "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Joke: 10 Murphy's Laws that'll Make You Laugh!
1. Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to go to the restroom.
Joke Collection: 23 Hilarious Colonoscopy Jokes!
23 Hilarious Colonoscopy Jokes!
Joke: The Talking Horses
A man was driving through west Texas one spring evening.
Joke: Proving Men Have One Thought
The following ad in the Atlanta Journal is reported to have received numerous calls:
Joke: His Last Will and Testament
A lawyer meets with the family of a recently deceased millionaire for the reading of the will.
Joke: A Game of Weighing
Frank takes his blind date, Heather, to an amusement park.
