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14 Witty and Short Jokes

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Finishing a phrase that's both funny and unexpected requires a very special talent. I, for one, love a joke or phrase that catches me off guard - it makes me laugh even harder than when I have an idea of what's coming! That's why, with great pleasure, I bring you these 14 very witty, unpredictable and funny jokes and phrases:

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