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10 Terrific Quotes By Groucho Marx

Edited By: Shai K.

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Julius Henry "Groucho" Marx (October 2, 1890 – August 19, 1977), an American comedian and film and television star, was known as a master of witticism and is still considered one of the best comedians of modern times. His razor-sharp wit and incredibly fast answers have created some of the most famous, hilarious and funny quotes that people still use today. Here are 10 of his best:

Bonus: One of the most classic scenes from the movie "Duck Soup" (1933)

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