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Woman's vs. Man's Diary - Hilarious!

 

WOMAN’S DIARY 

28 July, Saturday

'Saw him in the evening and he was acting really strangely. I’d been shopping in the afternoon with the girls and was a bit late meeting him. I thought it might be that.

The bar was really crowded and loud, so I suggested we go somewhere quieter to talk.
 
Woman's vs. Man's Diary - Hilarious!
 
He was still very subdued and distracted so I suggested we went somewhere nice to eat.

All through dinner he just didn’t seem himself - he hardly laughed and didn’t seem to be paying any attention to me or to what I was saying, I just knew that something was wrong.

He dropped me back home and I wondered if he was going to come in.
He hesitated but followed.

I asked him what was wrong, but he just half shook his head and turned the television on.

After about ten minutes of silence I said that I was going upstairs to bed.  I put my arms around him and told him that I loved him deeply. He just gave a sigh and a sad sort of smile.

He didn’t follow me up immediately but came up later and, to my surprise, we made love - but he still seemed distant and a bit cold.

I cried myself to sleep. I think he’s planning to leave me. 
 
Maybe he’s found someone else...'

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MAN’S DIARY
 
 
Saturday 28 July

Woman's vs. Man's Diary - Hilarious!

'My team lost today, 
 
what a bummer.
 
At least I got some sex.'

 
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