"You will understand," he said, "the seal of the confessional, can never be broken. However, I got my first impressions of the parish from the very first confession I heard here. I can only hint vaguely about this, but when I came here twenty-five years ago I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place.
The very first chap who entered my confessional told me how he had stolen a television set, and when stopped by the police, had almost murdered the officer. Furthermore, he told me he had stolen money from his parents, embezzled money from his place of business, had an affair with his boss's wife, taken illegal drugs, and given VD to his cousin.
I was appalled, but as the days went on I came to realize that my people were not all like that and I had, indeed, come to a fine parish full of understanding and loving people."
Just as the priest finished his talk, the politician arrived full of apologies at being late. He immediately began to make the presentation and give his talk...
"I'll never forget the first day our parish priest arrived in this parish," said the politician.
"In fact, I had the honor of being the first one to go to him in confession."
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Horses Being Dramatic & Funny for 8 Hilarious Minutes!
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17 Relatable and Funny Comics for All the Coffee Addicts
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These snarky notes will have you in stitches.
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Hilarious Improv: Dear Wife, I'm Writing You This Letter...
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Enjoy this hilarious collection of the funniest bird videos.
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These Hilarious Grammar Jokes are a Verbal Delight!
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The Signs at This Gas Station Made the Entire World Laugh!
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Who Said God Isn't Funny? These Church Signs are Hilarious!
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These FUNNY Spring Jokes Will Blossom Your Mood!
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