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The Senior Prenuptial Agreement

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An elderly couple reaching their 70s are about to get married, but before they say their vows, the woman wanted to talk.

She said: "I want to keep my house."

He said: "That's fine with me."

She said: "I want to keep my Cadillac."

He said: "That's fine with me."
Joke: The prenuptial agreement

She said: "And I want to have relations 6 times a week."

He said: "Put me down for Fridays."

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