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Joke: A Terrible Confession

This joke begins with a terrible confession made by email...

Joke: A Daughter's Confession

Mandy asks her mother for a few minutes to have a serious conversation...

Hilarious Joke! Pay Attention in Confession!

This sinner always pays attention to his confessor.

Joke: My Dear, I Must Confess...

An old football player was dying...

This Joke Starts With a Lumberjack Confessing to Theft

When a lumberjack confesses to a priest that he's been stealing from the lumber yard, the priest is outraged. Find out how the confessional ensues...

Great Joke: His First Confession

This joke begins with an old man having his first confession.

This Joke Starts With a Pious Woman Going to Confession

A religious woman goes to confession after a night of intense lovemaking with her boyfriend. The priest's reaction is a rather unusual one...

Hilarious: The Greedy Neighbor Confesses...

A man texts his neighbor to tell him that he's using something that belongs to him without his permission. Sadly, things start to go awry almost immediately...

Today's Joke: A Spontaneous Confession

He did NOT see this coming.

Joke: This Man Really Needed to Confess Something...

A woman is holding a candlelit vigil at her husband's bedside when he tells her that he has a confession to make...

Joke: Father, I Must Confess My Sins

There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession.

Hilarious: 3 Russian Prisoners Confess Their Crimes...

This joke is about Russian prisoners in the age of the cold war.

This Joke Starts With a New Priest Getting Advice

A newly-ordained priest is about to begin hearing confessions from the faithful, but he's nervous about how to go about it. He asks an older priest...

Father, I've Got Some Things to Get off My Chest...

Confessing our sins is a wonderful thing - for us! Think about the poor priest for a change, would you?!

Shocking Joke: This Femme-Fatale Is Licensed to Kill

When this police officer pulls over a speedy woman driver, he couldn't believe what she told him.

Funny Joke: The Old Lady Has an Important Question...

This joke begins with a repenting old woman at a church...

This Joke Starts With a Priest Fed Up of People "Falling"

A priest had long served his congregation, but he was getting sick of all the people coming to him and confessing adultery. He hatches a plan...

Forgive Me Father, For I Have Sinned (Hilarious Joke)

An Amsterdam man goes to confession because he has something on his mind. He soon begins to talk of his sins to the priest...

Have You Heard This Joke: When it Started Raining (Rude)

This man has an unusual confession...

Look, We're All Sinners, but This Guy Takes the Cake!

On the occasion of his twenty-fifth year at the parish, a local priest was being commemorated, when...

This Joke Starts With a Woman Taking Her Lover Home

A married woman returns home with her lover, only for her 9-year-old son to spot them and hide in the closet. Her husband also arrives soon after...

This Joke Starts With a Boy Wandering In a Hotel

A boy wanders into a dark hotel room, only to find a couple having intercourse inside. Here's what happened next...

Joke: Forgive Me Father For I Have Sworn

A Catholic goes to confession. "Forgive me father for I have sinned."

Joke: The Fancy New Confessional

Michael Murphy goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church.

Have You Heard This Joke? You Can't Take it With You...

Are there banks in heaven?

Joke: The Famous Grandfather

A trio of old veterans were bragging and jokes about the heroic exploits of their ancestors one afternoon down at the VFW hall.

Joke: The Rumor Spreader

An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, “Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I...

Joke: Anything to Regret?

A famous surgeon dies and goes to heaven. He asks whether he's done anything that he regrets. He confesses to a minor sin, but all seems to be well...

This Pickle Factory Worker Has One Weird Urge (Funny)

When a pickle factory worker finally gives in to his uncontrollable urge, he has no choice but to tell his wife what has happened...

Joke: The Rabbi's Wife

At Friday night services, Morris went to his friend Irving and said, "I need a favor. I'm sleeping with the Rabbi's wife...

Funny Joke: What on Earth Is Morris up To?

When Morris asks Irving to stall the Rabbi on his behalf so he can go & sleep with the Rabbi's wife, it seems that Irving doesn't know what's really going on...

The Quiet Blonde Has Something to Say to the Preacher

A preacher is responding to accusations that he's a member of a racist group, but apparently there's been a misunderstanding. Someone stands up to clarify...

A Funny One: I've Been Meaning To Ask...

A couple is celebrating 75 years together, but the husband decides to start asking about the last kid they had. Is it really his?

Funny Joke: The Parrot With the Ominous Warning

A parrot gives an ominous warning to a burglar that just entered his human's house. Despite the burglar's laughter, it's the parrot that has the last laugh.

Joke: He Should Have Listened to the Parrot's Words

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables. And when he picked up a jewelry box to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying:

The Nun Was the Most Beautiful the Cabbie Had Ever Seen

When a rather beautiful nun gets into his cab for a ride, the cab driver is completely enamored by her. He proceeds to ask her for a kiss...

Hilarious: The Young Priest's Ideas Are a Bit Out There

A young priest is trying to help his bishop out with returning people back to the congregation. His ideas are good, apart from one, which is quite far out...

This Joke Begins With 2 Religious Thieves...

This joke begins with 2 religious thieves...

Great Joke: Do You Mind Moaning?

This woman doesn't understand her husband's wishes...

Have You Heard This Joke? Comparing to the Ex

It's not easy finding out about your wife's ex lovers...

Artist Brings Out the Hilarity of Animal Life Perfectly!

Jimmy Craig is an artist that specializes in creating hilarious comics about what animals would say if they could talk

Joke: So That Was How He Won the Presidency!

Henry asks his wife whether she has been unfaithful to him over their 50-year-long marriage. Her replies shock him...

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QUIZ: Can You Identify the Correct Author?

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8 Signs You’re Ready to Love Again

If you've experienced heartbreak, whether recent or long ago, it's important to be able to recognize when you're ready to love again...

Hilarious: The Funny Business of Being Married

Some great jokes with a common theme...

The 10 Most Elaborate Scientific Hoaxes In History!

Some hoaxes throughout history have been so believable, they managed to fool the entire world. Here are 10 of the most elaborate scientific hoaxes in history.

The Most Common Questions About Jewish People, Answered!

We've answered some of the most common questions about Jews and the Jewish traditions.

These 9 Difficult Things Will Help You Gain True Happiness

There are no shortcuts on the road to happiness, but there are some secrets you need to know about the difficult things you'll encounter...

12 Beauty Tips That all Women Should Know!

Every woman loves beauty tips and here are 12 fascinating ones for you to enjoy.

Don’t Mess With Women: A Hilarious Collection of Jokes

Why is there nothing more frightening than a woman's revenge? The next funny joke collection will teach you exactly why.

These Are Quite Possibly the Most Famous Undercover Agents

Few individuals are equipped and trained for the work of a spy, but those that are live on in infamy, like these 7 famous spies

Listen to 7 of History's Most Famous Speeches

This article brings you the words of 7 of the most famous and impassioned speeches in history.

10 Surprising Facts About Your Brain You May Not Know

Introducing 10 surprising facts about how your brain works and how it influences your life for better or worse.