Joke: The Power of the Thermos
A blond is in a store when a Thermos catches her eye. She begins to ask questions about it and eventually makes a purchase...
This Joke Starts With a Man Sitting Next to a Cute Blonde
Blondes have a reputation for not being the sharpest knives in the drawer, but this man soon finds out that you should never judge a book by its cover...
This Joke Starts With a Blonde Being Sick of Blonde Jokes
This blonde is so fed up of blonde jokes that she decides to change her hair color. Little did she know that she would be exposed just the same...
This Joke Starts With a Blonde Discovering a Thermos
Two Blondes Are Better Than One... Or Are They? (Funny)
A blonde has managed to lock herself out of her car at the gas station. Using a coat hanger to try and get back in, she begins to struggle a little.
Joke: A Blonde Dilemma
3 Great jokes about blondes and driving...
Joke: This Blonde Doesn't Quite Get What Her Doctor Meant
A Blonde heads to the doctor to lose some weight. Sadly, she misunderstands her doctor's instructions.
75 Hilarious Short Jokes About Ditsy Blondes!
Joke Collection: 75 Hilarious Blonde Jokes!
Joke: Stop, You're Blonde!
A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived.
Joke: A Nauseated Blonde
The blonde wife came home from her first day commuting into the city....
This Joke Starts With a Blonde Wanting to Earn Extra Money
A blonde is looking around the neighborhood to see what she could do to make money. She decides to take up porch-painting.
This Joke Starts With a Blonde Being Asked to Climb a Pole
A blonde is out and about when a group of men ask her to climb a pole. It doesn't take long for her to oblige...
Genie, I Want Beer Now That I've Found You (Funny Joke)
A blonde redneck guy finds a lamp. He rubs it, and a genie emerges. His thoughts immediately turn to beer...
This Joke Starts With a Blonde Crashing Her Car Badly
A blonde totals her car when a police officer arrives on the scene. She promptly begins to explain what happened to him.
This Joke Starts With Three Women Escaping From Jail
Three women make a daring escape from jail, but one of them soon makes a fatal flaw...
Hilarious: Why Won't This Weirdo Take Her Headphones Off?
A blonde is rollerblading down the street when she decides to pop in for a haircut. She absolutely refuses to take off the headphones she's wearing...
This Joke Starts With Two Sisters Buying a Bull
A blonde and a brunette inherit a ranch that they progressively run into the ground. They're told that they need a bull in order to save the day...
Hilarious: This Blonde Thinks Her Car Parts Were Stolen
When a blonde gets into her car, she notices a bunch of car parts that were there when she left them missing. She immediately reports the theft to 911...
This Woman Has Found a Winning Ticket, But...
When a blonde is the recipient of a winning ticket at a restaurant, she immediately ascends into euphoria, telling everyone she has won a motore home, but...
This Joke Starts With a Blonde Nun Talking to God
A blonde nun is talking to God, but she doesn't feel like blonde jokes are fair on women like herself. It turns out, however, that she has a bigger problem.
FUNNY: Tell These Hilarious Jokes to Your Pharmacist
The drug store or pharmacy isn't often thought of as a funny place, but that doesn't mean that a truly ridiculous situation can ensue...
Hilarious: Scottish Castaway Meets Sexy Blonde Diver
A Scottish castaway has been marooned on a desert island for an entire decade, but suddenly, his sexy savior appears to emerge from the depths...
If I've Told You Once, I've Told You a Thousand Times!
You've heard of racism and sexism, but blondism is perhaps a far greater prejudice...
3 Jokes About Blond Men That'll Make You Laugh out Loud
Blond jokes are just as funny when they are applied to men!
Is It a Bird? Is It a Plane? No, It's Super Blonde!
There's at least one little lady fighting the old stereotype...
Wild Joke! Blonde Waitress Confused by Trucker's Order
This waitress is sure going to have a tricky first day at work. She is a pretty blonde after all.
This Blonde Seems to Be Going Along with the Plan...
When three feisty office gals make a plan, they don't all reap the benefits...
Funny: The Survey Threw Up Some Very Interesting Results
For some reason, a surveyor's results seem really odd. Everyone he asks keeps talking about bubbles. He digs deeper to find out why...
Hilarious: Asking a Blonde a Million-Dollar Question
On Who Wants to be a Millionaire, there's a contestant who's in with a shout of the big prize. Will she be victorious?
The Quiet Blonde Has Something to Say to the Preacher
A preacher is responding to accusations that he's a member of a racist group, but apparently there's been a misunderstanding. Someone stands up to clarify...
Hilarious Joke: I Think I Know What the Problem Is...
A redhead goes to visit the doctor complaining about pains all over her body. As soon as she arrives, the doctor has suspicions about her true hair color...
Hilarious: How to Beat a Lawyer!
A lawyer asks a blonde to play a game on a plane, which requires handing over money when a question is answered wrongly. Little did he know what he was in for.
Hilarious: The Perfect Send Off!
What a great way to end a career...
HILARIOUS: The Very Best of Classic Blonde Jokes!
Blondes aren't stupid, but these classic blonde jokes are still really funny.
Blondes and Driving Don't Mix!