Joke: The Talking Horses
A man was driving through west Texas one spring evening.
Joke: Proving Men Have One Thought
The following ad in the Atlanta Journal is reported to have received numerous calls:
Joke: His Last Will and Testament
A lawyer meets with the family of a recently deceased millionaire for the reading of the will.
Joke: A Game of Weighing
Frank takes his blind date, Heather, to an amusement park.
Joke: Playing Golf With Your Doctor
A husband decides to join his wife for the first time playing golf. He's never really been into the game, but since his wife was playing with all these men around, he wanted to come and check it out.
Joke Collection: 55 Hilarious Birthday Jokes!
Joke: President Xi and the Loyal Chinese Farmer
Xi went to Guangxi and spoke with the governor about the fine and loyal people of China...
Joke: When God Was Handing Out Attributes...
God is handing out characteristics to all of the animals, and he's getting close to the end of the list. All the animals have picked except the lions, the beavers, and the pigs. God looks up from the list and says "Who wants courage?"
Joke: The Lines in Heaven
The Day of Judgment came, and all the people in the world who were worthy reached heaven, where the heavenly angels divided them into men and women.
Joke: A Brewing Argument
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
Joke: Can You Say Daddy?
Baby: "Mommy." Dad: "No. Say daddy."
Joke Collection: 38 Hilarious Haiku Poems!
38 Hilarious Haiku Poems
Joke: Trouble With the Wife
An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution for a client who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depress
Joke: The Husband, the Wife and the Threesome
There was a man who was very happily married, but, every birthday he would have the same fantasy request from his wife: He wanted a threesome, and every year the wife says no.
Joke Collection: Roses Are Red...
42 Hilarious Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue Jokes!
Joke: Tarzan and Jane Try Lovemaking
When Jane first met Tarzan in the jungle, she was instantly attracted to him and during her questions about his life, she asked him if he had ever made love to a woman.
The 42 Bible Puns You've Been Praying For!
Joke: This Blonde Shall Not Move!
A beautiful young model boarded a plane to New York with a ticket for the economy section. She looked at the seats in economy, and then looked into the forward cabin at the luxurious first-class seats.
Joke: The Little Girl and the Pet Store Owner
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?"
Joke: The Missionary, the Chief and the Bike
A missionary who had spent years showing a tribe of natives how to farm and build things to be self-sufficient gets word that he is to return home.
Joke: How to Raise Your Grade
The student comes up to the professor, "What is this, why did you grade me an 80?"
Joke: How to Weigh a Pig
An American man was driving through the south when he decided he wanted to buy a pig.
Joke: It's Never Too Late For Marriage
There were these two elderly people living in a Florida mobile home park. He was a widower and she a widow. They had known one another for a number of years.
Joke: Little Johnny and the Baby
A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so far out, there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5-year-old child.
The Absolute Strangest Encounters People Had In the Subway
Here are 20 hilarious examples of the most bizarre and incomprehensible things people witnessed on the subway
Joke: The Perfect Car for the Wife
A man walks into a car dealership. A salesman greets him at the door and after some chatting they end up taking a car for a test drive.
Joke: A Bet With Stevie Wonder
A famous golfer, Jack Nicklaus, is sitting in a bar drinking with Stevie Wonder. Nicklaus turns to Wonder and says...
Joke: The Blondes Visit London
Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in London.
Joke: The Little Boy and the Gravestones
A woman takes her little boy to visit their dead relatives' gravestones at a cemetery. The little boy has never been to a cemetery before. The woman first takes her son her grandmother Annie's gravestone.
Joke: What Are the Odds???
A stats professor plans to travel to a conference by plane. When he passes the security check, they discover a bomb in his carry-on-baggage. Of course, he is hauled off immediately for interrogation.
Joke: The Mystery Woman at the Bar
This bachelor goes into a bar and notices a major hottie, always alone, who comes in on a fairly regular basis.
Punny TIme: 60 Piping Hot Coffee Puns!
There's so much to enjoy with this punny coffee puns!
Joke: The Genie and the 3 Gentlemen From the UK
Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish are out walking along the beach together one day...
Joke: The Good Samaritan
I saw a woman drop her purse in the high street this morning, so I quickly followed her.
This Comic Artist From the New Yorker is Totally Hilarious
Will McPhail is a comic artist at the New Yorker, and the creator of numerous hysterical and insightful comics like these.
The Return of James Veitch and His Crusade Against Emails
"You should never open mail that isn't yours", James Veitch warns as he proceeds to open and reply to emails that weren't meant for him!
Funniest Kid Pranks of 2019 by Just For Laughs
Take a few minutes to laugh with this excellent compilation of hilarious kid pranks.
Joke: What's a Priest is Doing in Hell?
A priest appears at the gate to hell. Surprised, because priests were rare in hell, a demon gets curious and jumps into the priest's path.
Joke: The Boss, The Factory Worker and the Light
Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off."
Joke: To Each Their Own Car...
Three guys are talking in a bar one day. They start talking about how their cars reflect their careers.
Joke: The Dying Accountant
An old accountant is on his deathbed.
A Whole New Meaning For the Phrase “Only in Russia”
Russia is a beautiful country filled with brilliant things, but also some very strange people, which makes occurrences like these seem normal
Funny Collection: 60 Jokes and Puns About Beer!
60 Beer jokes and Beer Puns
These Hilarious Laws Are Too Weird to Believe Are Real
Every country, city and town has its own rules and regulations that are strange and give true insights into how these communities function
Joke: A Senator at a Primary School
A senator is visiting a primary school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a "tragedy." One little boy stands up and offers, "If my best friend who lives next door is playing in the street when a car came by and k
Funny Collection: 135 Jokes and Puns About Cows!
Joke: The Walmart Greeter's Comeback
An angry woman with two kids enters Walmart, shouting angrily at the children and at anyone who crosses her path.
John Oliver’s Hilarious Experience on the New York Metro
Get ready for the laughs as we run through a comedic journey across the United States with hysterical John Oliver
Joke: I Dreamed You Bought Me Pearls...
It was a few days before Valentine's Day and a young woman was taking an afternoon nap.
Joke: The George and Dragon
A tourist driving across rural England decided to stay the night in a small town.
75 Hilarious Short Jokes About Ditsy Blondes!
Joke Collection: 75 Hilarious Blonde Jokes!
15 Hilariously Cute Comics That Cat Owners Will Adore
Here is a collection of 15 hilarious comic strips based on the funny adventures of different cats. Pet owners are sure to chuckle at these.
Popular Humorous Animal Photos Turned Into CUTE Sculptures
17 hilarious animal photos made even funnier as they're made into adorable mini sculptures by a Japanese artist
Valentine Collection: 96 Sweet Valentine's Day Puns!
96 Sweet Valentine's Day Puns!
Joke: The Lion's Birthday Party
Q: A plane is carrying one hundred bricks. One falls out. How many are left on the plane?
Joke: The Illiterate Job Seeker
A destitute man is walking the streets looking for a job.
Joke: The $5000 Desk
Eric is looking for a new desk for his office and he spots one that looks perfect in an antique shop window. He goes inside and asks the shopkeeper how much it is.
Joke Collection: 20 Saint Peter Jokes!
Joke Collection: 20 St. Peter Jokes!
Joke: Little Johnny is Asked About Jesus
A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers told her students that she wanted each of them to have learned one fact about Jesus by the next Sunday...
Joke: How Much Do You Charge?
A man finds himself in need of a good lawyer. He finds one online and goes to his office.
Joke: The Coffee Shop and the Drunk Man
A drunken man walks into a coffee shop one day...
Funny: Did That Dog Just Use the Restroom?!?
This prank video pulls a fast one on people, making them think a dog just used the human toilet.
Joke: 25 Years For Being Lazy
In a prison in China, prisoners are discussing who's in for what and for how long.
Naughty Joke: The Italian Mama!
Sophie just got married, and being a traditional Italian was still a virgin....
Joke: How to Go On Vacation
Billy Bob and Abraham were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Abraham...
Interactive Constellations: Learn About the Night Sky
This interactive image allows you to learn in the most fun way about the star constellations in the night sky.
Joke: The Desert, the Camel and the Meal
Three English men were walking through a desert. They were tired and thirsty but most of all hungry.
People Try to Sneak the Strangest Things Through Customs
The agents of TSA encounter numerous strange people trying to smuggle the oddest of items onto planes, like these ones!
Joke: The Famous Grandfather
A trio of old veterans were bragging and jokes about the heroic exploits of their ancestors one afternoon down at the VFW hall.
Joke: The Old Lady and the Proctologist
Joke: The Proctologist and the Old Lady
20 Pictures That Show Why Quotations Shouldn’t Be Misused
Quotation marks are not meant to be used for emphasis, but when they accidentally are, it is truly quite hysterical!
Collection: 169 Fish Puns!
169 Jokes and Puns About Fish
Click the Animal Pun to Get the Funny Answer!
Click over 100 animal puns to see the funny answers!
Joke: The Man, the Camera and His Butt
These two guys are sat in their hospital beds having a little chat...
Joke: The Couple, The Priest and the Miracle Birth
A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don’t know what to do.
20 Of The Funniest Spelling Mistakes You've Ever Seen
A compilation of the funniest and weirdest spelling errors and grammar mistakes you will come across.
Joke: The Problem With the Light Switch
Recently I was having trouble with my light switch so I called for the maintenance guy.
Joke: There's No Reason to Worry!
In life, there are really only two things to worry about. Either you are well, or you are sick.
Joke: The Wheelbarrow Bet
A strong young man at a construction site was bragging that he could
Joke: The Helpful Commandment
An elderly man was quite unhappy because he had lost his favorite hat.
Joke: The Sermon Notes
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor for help. The monsignor replied...
Joke: Stop, You're Blonde!
A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived.
Joke: The Blond, The Policeman and the Pants
One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window.
When Kids Go to the Zoo, Entertainment Follows...
Watch this video for some great zoo antics and hilarity, as kids meet their favorite animals.
Joke: The Best Way to Return a Shirt
I went with a friend to buy a grey cotton sweatshirt...
Joke: I Was Going to Tell You a Joke, But...
I'd tell you a constipation joke, but it's full of...
Joke: The Greatest Samurai in the World
Once upon a time, a powerful Emperor of the Rising Sun advertised for a new Chief Samurai...
Joke: The Graveyard Music
When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple of days later, the town drunk was walking...
Joke: The Copying Error
A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand.
Joke: The Mystery Pain
For years Frank's knees or elbows would start to ache at 8:50am and 8:50pm.
Joke: Feeling Like a Baby...
Two old guys from a senior center were sipping lemonade on the porch when one asks the other:
Joke: How to Explain It to the Wife
One day, a gentleman's wife is planning on hosting a dinner party and wants to class it up a bit, so she sends her husband out to pick up some snails for escargot...
Joke: Little Johnny Counts to 10!
The teacher asks little Johnny if he knows his numbers...
Do These Photos Look Weird? Look Closely...
Here is a collection of photographs that will appear highly unusual at first glance. Look closely at them and you will get a better idea.
Joke: The Talking Dog and the Bartender
A guy walks into a bar with his dog and says, "I'll have a Scotch and water and my dog would like a whiskey sour."
Joke: An Old Snake at the Doctor's
A old snake goes to see his doctor and says, ”I need something for my eyesssss…"
Joke: The Complete Bar Experience
An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar...
These Witty Signboards Will Make Certainly You Chuckle
Signboards that we see everyday are mostly forgettable. However, here is a collection of the wittiest signboards with some great messages.
Funny Collection: 84 Hilarious Pick Up Lines!
A collection of 84 funny pick up lines
Joke: The Mayoral Solution
A large sinkhole opens up on a remote town....