What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade?It was eggs-cellent.
Why did the bunny build herself a new house? She was fed up with the hole thing!
What do you call a rabbit who is angry over getting burnt? A hot cross bunny.
What did the carrot say to the rabbit? Do you want to grab a bite?
Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat? He didn’t want anyone to harm a Hare on his head!
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Spider? A Hare net!
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An animal who never forgets to eat its carrots.
If you have a line of 100 rabbits in a row and 99 of them take 1 step backwards, what do you have? A receding hare line.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny
What do rabbits say before they eat? Lettuce pray.
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.
How do you make a rabbit float? Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass. Add one rabbit.
What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard? Take him to a pellet court.
What did the rabbit say to its wife? No bunny compares to you.
Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summertime? They have hare conditioning!
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses.
Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party? Because he is a party pooper.
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
What do you call a very smart bunny? An egghead.
What do rabbits like to sing? “Every bunny was kung fu fighting.”
I have so many Easter puns, it’s not even bunny.
What do you call two rabbits racing down the road? The fast and the furriest.
What did the baby rabbit say before his favorite holiday? I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny to visit.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He’s the Easter Bungee!
How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb? Only one if it hops right to it.
What do you call a bunny who was raised in a hotel? An inn-grown hare.
What is a bunny’s motto? Don’t be mad, be hoppy!
What did the Easter Bunny say to its partner? We make one egg-celllent couple.
I bought my rabbit a fancy new hutch. But he doesn’t seem to carrot all.
How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit? He leaves deviled eggs.
What Kind of Books do Rabbits Read? Ones with Hoppy Endings.
A priest, a rabbit and a deacon walk into a blood bank.
"I think I might be a type o." said the rabbit.
The Easter Bunny won’t be making his usual rounds this year. He’s laid up with a hareline fracture.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower? A hare dryer!
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
I personally think bunnies are ear-resistible.
How do rabbits travel? By hareplane.
What’s the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it.
What do you call a rabbit housekeeper? A dust bunny.
Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!
Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave her house? She was having a bad hare day.
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.
Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
Why did the bunny bang his head on the piano? He was playing by ear!
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance? The bunny hop.