Whether they like to admit it or not, deep down everyone gets a certain amount of amusement out of a well-crafted knock-knock joke. Luckily for you, we've gathered a staggering 180 of the wittiest ones we could find, that are bound to make you chuckle. If you manage to keep a straight face all the way through these funny jokes, you really deserve a medal!
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Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin the neighborhood and thought I’d come over.
3.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Isabelle.
Isabelle who?
Isabelle working, or should I keep knocking?
4.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Hey, Alex the questions around here!
5.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie,who?
Annie one you like!
6.
Knock, knock,
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!
7.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
King Tut who?
King Tut-key fried chicken!
8.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
I’ve a sore hand from knocking!
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10.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie way you can let me in soon?
11.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Euripides who?
Euripides jeans, you pay for ’em, okay?
12.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito.
13.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alec-tricity. Ain’t that a shocker?
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15.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t work so help me out, would you?
16.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to go through this every time?
17.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice door open, or what?
18.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Will.
Will who?
Will you let me in? It’s freezing out here!
19.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Abbie.
Abbie who?
Abbie birthday to you!
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21.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ada.
Ada who?
Ada burger for lunch.
22.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tyrone.
Tyrone who?
Tyrone shoe laces!
23.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Adam.
Adam who?
Adam my way, I’m coming in!
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25.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Wayne.
Wayne who?
Wayne drops are falling on my head!
26.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Amy.
Amy who?
Amy fraid I’ve forgotten!
27.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lucy.
Lucy who?
Loose elastic and stinky undies!
28.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Abe.
Abe who?
Abe C D E F G…
29.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard I know?
30.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Yvette.
Yvette who?
Yvette helps a lot of animals!
31.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cam.
Cam who?
Camelot is where King Arthur lived!
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33.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Odysseus who?
Odysseus the last straw!
34.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police hurry—I’m freezing out here!
35.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Doctor.
That’s a great TV show, isn’t it?
36.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cook.
Cook who?
Hey! Who are you calling cuckoo?
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38.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Buddha who?
Buddha this slice of bread for me!
39.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business who’s there.
40.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
41.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Abe Lincoln who?
Abe Lincoln break in the strongest chain.
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43.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Actor.
Actor who?
Actor you, my dear sir.
44.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a hamburger.
45.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
Cows don’t go who, they go moo!
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47.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and open up, would you?
48.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
The interrupting cow wh…
MOO!
49.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase!
50.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Goat.
Goat who?
Goat to the door and find out!
51.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Bug.
Bug who?
Bugging you, that's who!
52.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lion.
Lion who?
Lion on your doorstep - open up!
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54.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!
55.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles!
56.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Flea.
Flea who?
Flea blind mice.
57.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Giraffe.
Giraffe who?
Giraffe anything to eat? I'm starving!
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59.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Moose.
Moose who?
Moose you be so nosy?
60.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Toucan who?
Toucan play that game!
61.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Rhino!
Rhino who?
Rhino every knock knock joke there is.
62.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Rabbit!
Rabbit who?
Rabbit up carefully, it's fragile!
63.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Iguana who?
Iguana hold your hand.
64.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Iran.
Iran who?
Iran all the way here. Let me in already!
65.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Tunis who?
Tunis company, three’s a crowd!
66.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iona.
Iona who?
Iona new car!
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68.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Yukon who?
Yukon say that again!
69.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Amarillo who?
Amarillo nice guy!
70.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tahiti who?
Tahiti home run you have to be a swinger.
71.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Armageddon.
Armageddon who?
Armageddon sick and tired of these cold New England winters.
72.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Fortification.
Fortification who?
Fortification, we're going to Miami.
73.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Quebec who?
Quebec to the end of the line!
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75.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Wiltshire who?
Wiltshire sit down and I'll tell you.
76.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
Europe'ning the door too slowly!
77.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs your doorbell, it’s not working!
78.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Butter who?
I butter not tell you!
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80.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!
81.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Turnip who?
Turnip the volume, it’s too quiet!
82.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t open up!
83.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Beef.
Beef who?
Beef-ore I get annoyed, you’d better open up!
84.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Pecan who?
Pecan someone your own size!
85.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?
Bacon a cake for your birthday!
86.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Bean.
Bean who?
Bean a while since I last saw you!
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88.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Cookie who?
Cookie quit and now I have to make all the food!
89.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Crispin.
Crispin who?
Crispin crunchy is how I like my apples!
90.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Handsome.
Handsome who?
Handsome pizza to me please.
91.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Della.
Della who?
Delicatessen food gives me gas.
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93.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Icing who?
Icing so loudly everyone can hear me!
94.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!
95.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Hammond.
Hammond who?
Hammond eggs for breakfast please!
96.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Dee.
Dee who?
Dee-licious cookies for sale!
97.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Nacho.
Nacho who?
Nacho business.
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99.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Plato who?
Plato fish and chips please.
100.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Cannelloni who?
Cannelloni some money till next week?
101.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Soup.
Soup who?
Souperman!
102.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Wrestle who?
Wrestle up some grub!
103.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe come out and play?
104.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dumbbell.
Dumbbell who?
Dumbbell isn’t working again!
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106.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold enough out here to go ice skating.
107.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone in this village play football?
108.
Knock knock.
Who's there
Beecher.
Beecher who?
Beecher at any game you pick.
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110.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Meow.
Meow who?
Take meow to the ballgame.
111.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you! Hand over your cash!
112.
Who’s there?
Abyssinia who?
Abyssinia behind bars one of these days!
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114.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Calder who?
Calder police-I've been robbed.
115.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the police!
116.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Handel who?
Handel over your money, it’s a stick-up!
117.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Kermit who?
Kermit another crime, and we’ll throw away the key!
118.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Rob.
Rob who?
Robbers are after me, open up!
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120.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
The KGB.
The KGB who?
The KGB will ask the questions around here!
121.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Tullos who?
Tullos where you hide your jewelry!
122.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Somebody who can’t reach the doorbell!
123.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No, to whom.
124.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
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126.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
Wow. You sure are excited to see me!
127.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Gosh, don’t cry - it’s just a knock-knock joke.
128.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Mustache who?
I mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later.
129.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome.
130.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
Okay, okay: W. H. O.
131.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you know unless you open the door?
132.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Says.
Says who?
Says me, that’s who.
133.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Some.
Some who?
Some day you’ll recognize me, hopefully.
134.
135.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car go “beep beep, vroom vroom!”
136.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Barbie who?
Barbie Q Chicken!
137.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone!
138.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
139.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
…
Uncomfortable silence who?
140.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Short-term memory loss.
Short-term memory loss who?
Knock, knock!
141.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Control freak.
Co...
You should say "Control freak who" now.
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143.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Any.
Any who?
Anybody home?
144.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Acid.
Acid who?
Acid be quiet!
145.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!
146.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Ho-ho.
Ho-ho who?
You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.
147.
148.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Squeamish.
Squeamish who?
Squeamish you a Merry Christmas.
149.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dexter.
Dexter, who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly.
150.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda know what you're getting for Christmas?
151.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body seen the turkey?
152.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Amory.
Amory who?
Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year!
153.
154.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Phillip.
Phillip, who?
Phillip my bag with candy.
155.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah body...April Fool's!
156.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hannah.
Hannah who?
Hannah Happy New Year!
157.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Alaska who?
Alaska Santa for a new bike!
158.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Coal.
Coal who?
Coal me if you hear Santa coming.
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160.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Gladis.
Gladis who?
Gladis not me who got coal this Christmas!
161.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Irish who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas!
162.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
I didn’t realize you were some kind of nut!
163.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Forget it—this joke is pointless.
164.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Urine
Urine Who?
Urine secure but don’t know what for.
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166.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Voodoo.
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are, asking me so many questions?
167.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you’re doing and pay attention!
168.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Razor.
Razor who?
Razor hands, this is a stick up!
169.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
A Nicholas.
A Nicholas who?
A Nicholas not much money these days.
170.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?
171.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Bellows.
Bellows who?
Bellows me money, have you seen him?
172.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Chimney.
Chimney who?
Chimney cricket! Have you seen Pinocchio?
173.
174.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
I love.
I love who?
I don’t know, you tell me!
175.
Who's there?
Prism.
Prism who?
It's the police. Open up or you’re going to prism!
176.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ohms!
Ohms who?
Sherlock Ohms at your service!
177.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ammonia.
Ammonia who?
Ammonia beginner but I love science already.
178.
179.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us. Open up!
180.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little money for the movies.
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