"You will understand," he said, "the seal of the confessional, can never be broken. However, I got my first impressions of the parish from the very first confession I heard here. I can only hint vaguely about this, but when I came here twenty-five years ago I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place.
The very first chap who entered my confessional told me how he had stolen a television set, and when stopped by the police, had almost murdered the officer. Furthermore, he told me he had stolen money from his parents, embezzled money from his place of business, had an affair with his boss's wife, taken illegal drugs, and given VD to his cousin.
I was appalled, but as the days went on I came to realize that my people were not all like that and I had, indeed, come to a fine parish full of understanding and loving people."
Just as the priest finished his talk, the politician arrived full of apologies at being late. He immediately began to make the presentation and give his talk...
"I'll never forget the first day our parish priest arrived in this parish," said the politician.
"In fact, I had the honor of being the first one to go to him in confession."
Joke: Hedging Your Bets
A man is on his deathbed and a priest is getting him ready for his long journey into the night. Despite his impending death, the man is still very cautious.
This Joke Starts With a Lumberjack Confessing to Theft
When a lumberjack confesses to a priest that he's been stealing from the lumber yard, the priest is outraged. Find out how the confessional ensues...
Have You Heard This Joke: When it Started Raining (Rude)
This man has an unusual confession...
Funny: A Rabbi and a Priest Decide to Buy a Car Together
A priest and a rabbi respectively run a church and a synagogue across the road from each other. As a result, they decide to buy a car to share between them.
Have You Heard This One? The Secret of Confession
This hilarious joke starts with a confession...
It Looks Like the Camel's Gone and Humped Itself (Joke)
A nun and priest are traveling through the desert when their camel decides to die on them. The conversation soon turns elsewhere...
28 Astonishingly Hilarious Construction Mistakes
Somebody screwed up big-time with these building projects, and the whole world is laughing at them!
The Empty Car Drive Through Prank!
Some people come up with the silliest pranks, but what do we care, we're the ones who get to laugh out loud at the bewilderment of these drive through workers, as a car driven by a ghost goes to collect its order...
South America is a One-of-a-Kind Place: 17 Hilarious Pics!
South America is a one-of-a-kind place!
Add Some Humor to Your Day With These One-Frame Funnies!
Enjoy these funny and cute single panel comics by artist Maria Scrivan.
These Wine Jokes Are All in Good Taste...
I never knew there were so many funny things to say about wine...
15 Hilarious Photobombing Moments That Will Make You Laugh
Sometimes, a photobomb can result in some incredibly hilarious moments.
Who Made These Signs? 16 Hilariously Weird Pics
These are some of the most confusing signs we've ever seen!
These Photos Are so Ironic You'll Howl with Laughter!
The pictures you're about to see are so permeated with irony that they are scarcely believable. Here are 29 of the most ironic pictures you'll ever see.
21 of the Most Hilarious Spelling Mistakes!
Look, if you're going to be writing something in public, it needs to be spelled correctly - doesn't it? Here are 21 ridiculous English errors.
These Cats and Dogs Cause Complete Christmas Carnage!
You dog or cat might be the world's most innocent creature for most of the year, but as soon as the holiday season comes around all this changes in a heartbeat.
20 Clever Words for Clever People To Laugh Over...
Have you heard of these words? No?? How come?
Classic Comedy: About the Importance of Stuff
One of the funniest and smartest comedy routines in history!
Funny! These Poor Buildings Are Having an Identity Crisis
Here are 20 hilarious buildings around the world that look nothing like an ordinary house. One could even say that these buildings are having an identity crisis.
These Hilarious Photos Perfectly Sum Up Married Life
here are some of the most stereotypical and over the top internet's funny jokes about married life. Enjoy these hilarious marriage memes.
Funnies: The Differences Between Men and Women
These images will show you clearly why they say that women are from Venus and men are from Mars. Take a look at these amusing images for a good laugh.
This Hilarious Video Starts With an Elephant...
This is one of the most clever pranks I've ever seen
Hilarious: 16 Sarcastic Daily Affirmations!
Sometimes, being overly positive doesn’t help. But a little bit of humor does.
Hilarious: 19 Times the Universe Decided to Be Ironic...
These photos capture the most brilliant comedic irony caught on camera!
Marriage Can Be Such a Funny Kind of Affair...
A few fascinating thoughts and quotes about the institute of marriage...
Classic Comedy: How to Keep a Man Focused!
A hilarious skit showing the fastest way to re-capture a man's wandering attention...
20 Hilarious and Heartwarming Raccoon Moments
If you take a moment to observe raccoons, you'll find they are the funniest little rascals, as these 20 hilarious and cute images prove it!
17 Witty and Funny One-Panel Comics!
Enjoy this hilarious collection of one-frame comics by New Yorker Magazine cartoonist Harry Bliss.
17 Chucklesome Comics with Relatable Everyday Humor
Dave Coverly is back with some hilarious single-panel comics featuring animals in funny situations.
Got Humor? Enjoy These Hilarious Comics!
We live in a crazy world! Here are 11 cartoons that perfectly illustrate the absurdities of the modern world.
These Vintage Family Christmas Cards Are So Bizarre!
Please don’t laugh at these weird family Christmas cards from the 1950s and 1960s.
DIY Don't-Try This At Home: Ridiculous Project Fails
Sometimes, we should just let the pros do the job.
Simon's Cat Presents: A Day in the Life of a Cat!
This colored episode brings us a day in the life of Simon's Cat. Let's see what that looks like...
Classic Comedy: The Most Hilarious Breakfast Ever Made...
This is one of the funniest comedy sketches of all time, in my opinion. Because when it comes to breakfast, timing is everything.
Hilarious: These Mishaps Make For The Happiest Birthdays
We're so lucky these funny incidents happened when everyone was watching and the camera was rolling: birthday mishaps are the happiest of birthdays.
These Hilariously Bad Illustrated Puns Will Make You Laugh
Who doesn't love a funny pun? The ones featured here are adorably illustrated and are sure to make you chuckle.
These Architects Should Really Rethink Their Career Choice
Somebody messed up big time. You’ll laugh your head off seeing how wrong construction can go with these hilarious photos.
Simon’s Cat Brings Classic Horror Films to Life!
Simon’s cats get into all sorts of mischief. Watch as they bring to life horror films to give their owner (and themselves) quite a fright!
Prank: What's the Boss Doing with That Gorgeous Blonde?
With the boss's wife coming and about to catch him in a compromising position, these unsuspecting members of the public don't know what to do.
The Wit of Mark Twain: Quotes that are Amusing and True
One of the most famous American writers, Twain was known for his wit and darker humor. To this day, his quotes are an inspiration.
Hilarious: When It's Just Not Your Day...
These photos show spectacularly awful things that can happen to anyone. Let’s hope there was someone to give them a big hug afterwards.
Classic Comedy: Russ Abbot's Masterbrain Can't Miss!
A hilarious sketch from the mind of Russ Abbott: Mastermind can't lose!
Hilarious: Mr. Bean is Looking for Something...
Leave it to Mr. Bean to make it a hilarious search!
14 Fun Animal Photos Snapped at the Perfect Time
These are some of the funniest and most well-timed animal photos we’ve ever seen!
Hilarious: The Marriage Dictionary!
Have you been through the marriage dictionary yet? I think you'll find that the definitions it contains are much different to the ones in a regular dictionary.
FUNNY PICS: How About DON'T Do It Yourself?!
Sometimes, you should just let the professionals do the job...