The man says, "I'll show you, but only if you get me a beer."
So of course the bartender gets the man a beer. The man drinks it. He pulls out a tiny human from the box, then a tiny piano. The little man sits down and starts playing the piano with skill.
"Wow!" exclaims the bartender. "That's amazing! Where did you get him from?"
"For another beer, I'll tell you," says the man. So the bartender gets the man another beer. The man drinks it and says: "I got it from a genie."
"Really? A real genie??" says the bartender. "Do you think I could borrow him for one little wish?"
And for another beer the man agrees, but warns: "Speak loudly - he's 3,000 years old and a little deaf.”
The bartender gets the man another beer. The man drinks it and gives the bartender the lamp.
The bartender rubs the lamp and the genie pops out, looking very old. "Master, I grant you one wish. What is it?" says the tired old genie.
"I wish for a million bucks!"
All of a sudden a million ducks start flying into the room. "What the heck is this?!? I wished for a million bucks not a million ducks!" shouts the bartender in anger.
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Hilarious: I Can't Believe People Can Really Carry This Much
These guys have taken overload to the next level. How on earth can they carry this much?
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Here you’ll find a collection of hilarious and cute dog photos that’ll leave you grinning from ear to ear! Enjoy!
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These 18 funny and empowering pictures will show you how people were trying to fight off this year's massive heatwave all across the globe.
Hold Up, What's Actually Happening Here? 12 Confusing Pics
These pictures aren’t what they seem…
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Pictures of funny and creative personalized license plates
FUNNY: Grandparents Being Hilarious Without Even Trying
These priceless grandparent moments will make your day.
The Classic Comedy of Rowan Atkinson: A Full Performance!
The comedy of Rowan Atkinson like you've never seen him before - a full performance!
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This clip from a classic Irish comedy features 8 desperate priests embarrassingly trapped in the lingerie department. This will bring tears to your eyes.
17 Chucklesome Comics with Relatable Everyday Humor
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This Simon's Cat Collection is All You Need for Smile Today!
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Excuse Me, But Are These Signs for REAL?!?
Who comes up with these hilarious ideas and useless ideas for signs?
Hilarious: Mr. Bean is Looking for Something...
Leave it to Mr. Bean to make it a hilarious search!
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A photo series of things you can only see in Africa.
18 Hilariously Weird Signs We Just Had to Share
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How the Heck Did They End Up Writing THAT?
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Mr. Bean Takes His Hilarious Comedy Transatlantic!
In this hilarious video clip, Mr. Bean is flying to America...but things don't go as smoothly as he'd have hoped.
Hilarious: When Cakes Go Wrong!
These 20 hilarious cakes are just not what the customers were asking for!
These Mistranslations Had Us Laughing All Day
These translation fails were too funny not to share.
As We Age, We Learn Some Hilarious Things...
The older you get, the more you realize what a funny thing life is.
Hilarious: This Vet Clinic Has Painfully Funny Signs!
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Newspaper Headlines Can Sometimes Be Ridiculously Funny
Sometimes newspaper headlines are just so bizarre that you are left scratching your head at what exactly happened.
What the Heck Was Going On in These 25 Photographs!
Sometimes you just have to throw you hands up and ask: 'what the hell are all these people in the photos were thinking?'