Wife

This Joke Starts With Door-to-door Research Being Done

A man is doing door-to-door research on behalf of a petroleum jelly manufacturer when he a very beautiful housewife opens up her front door for him...

This Joke Starts With Two Dogs Mating in Someone's Yard

Two guys are riding in a car when their conversation turns to their respective sex lives. One proposes alcohol as a method of getting more action...

This Joke Starts With a Man Being Rushed to Hospital

Mr. Steinberg is rushed to hospital having suffered a heart attack. His wife wants a doctor's note for her to sleep with him after surgery...

Hilarious: It Can Be Difficult Getting a Straight Answer...

A woman is in front of a judge giving answers about her pending divorce, but she seems to have trouble giving a straight answer...

This Joke Starts With an American Man Buying a Pig

An American man decides to stop off at a farm in the Deep South in order to buy a pig. Things soon start to get weird...

Hilarious: What On Earth Has Gotten Into the Minister?

A minister gives a talk to the Lions Club on sex, but things quickly start to unravel...

This Joke Starts With a Black-eyed Guy Boarding a Plane

Two men sit next to each other on a flight. They both notice that they have black eyes, and the conversation immediately turns to that...

This Joke Starts With a Husband and Wife Talking in Bed

A husband and wife are having a discussion in bed, but it isn't quite about what it seems at first...

This Joke Starts With Two Men Playing a Quick 18 Holes

Two men are attempting to get in a quick round of golf when they are held up by two women. One of the men decides to give them the hurry-along...

This Joke Starts With an Old Pastor Looking For His Collar

A pastor is looking for his collar in his closest when he comes across a box that he had never seen in there before...

Hilarious: Let Me Try and Use This Password

A woman is helping her husband to set up his new laptop. He decides to enter a new password, but the laptop doesn't seem to be interested...

Joke: Man Goes to a Psychiatrist About a Bossy Wife

A man visits a psychiatrist due to his bossy wife. The psychiatrist promptly tells him not to allow her to do so. He heads home with a new attitude.

I Promise It'll Be Yours One Day, Honey (Hilarious Joke)

A husband and wife are walking down the street when the wife spots a diamond necklace in a jewelry store window. Sadly, he doesn't have the cash to buy it...

What On Earth Is He Doing to That Cow? (Hilarious Joke)

A farmer is attempting to milk a cow, but she's just completely unruly and not having any of it. He soon resorts to tying her limbs up, but...

This Joke Starts With a Man Wanting to Take It With Him

A stingy lawyer simply isn't willing to let go of the money he has earned - even in death. That's why he hatches to plan to prove that you can take it with you.

Joke: Everything Seems to Be Going Wrong Today

When Joe and Bob are doing some work together, Bob notices how much Joe fusses over his wife. He asks him what's going on...

This Joke Starts With News of a Divorce to the Kids

An elderly Miami man calls his kids with news of a divorce from their mother, but all isn't as it seems...

This Joke Starts With a Woman At the Pearly Gates

When a woman arrives at the Pearly Gates before she enters Heaven, St. Peter makes her undertake a challenge...

Hilarious: Don't Worry Honey, He's On His Way

A woman is playing a round of gold with her husband when he has a heart attack. Luckily, it seems that there's a doctor on the course...

This Joke Starts With a Wife Deciding That She Looks Old

This woman is having some body image issues, and her husband thinks that he has the perfect response...

Hilarious: I'm Going "Fishing" With My Boss, Honey

A man tells his wife that he's off on a fishing trip to Canada with his colleagues and his boss in order to bag himself a promotion...