three jokes

Great Joke: Three Dinosaurs and Their Three Wishes

This joke begins millions of years ago, as 3 dinosaurs find a magic lamp...

Joke: The Three Politicians

Three politicians, an American, a Russian, and a Brazilian are socializing together. The conversation turns to how they all made their money...

Joke: The Three Expensive Monkeys

man goes inside a pet shop and starts to move around the cages to scout the pets...

Joke: The Three Arranged Marriages

This joke begins with an Indian man being offered three different arranged marriages, and he faces a very tough decision...

Joke: The Genie and the Three Wishes

A man finds a magic lamp. Of course, as the deal goes, he rubs the lamp and out pops a genie that thunders he has 3 wishes to make..

Joke: Three Blondes in Heaven...

Three blondes are in front of the Heavenly Gate...

Joke: Three Couples on Their Honeymoons

Three couples check into a hotel for their honeymoons.

Joke: Three Sons With 3 Gifts

Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered...

Joke: Three Drunks and the Fast Taxi

Three drunken guys entered a taxi after a heavy night of drinking...

Joke: Three Funerals and a Wedding

A woman makes a new friend at the gym, a beautiful woman. A few months later, she gets a wedding invitation. Excited, she asks her friend if this is her first marriage.

Joke: The Poem of the Three Little Pigs

The animal I really dig, Above all others is the pig. Pigs are noble. Pigs are clever, Pigs are courteous. However, Now and then, to break this rule, One meets a pig who is a fool.

This Joke Starts With Three Men Dying and Going to Heaven

When three guys die in an accident and go to Heaven, St. Peter is first to remark on the ugliness of one of their wives...

This Joke Starts With Three Explorers Lost In the Jungle

Three explorers are trekking through the jungle. They're lost and starving. Lo and behold, they come across a cannibal's restaurant deep in the jungle...

Joke: When Three Sisters Live in a House Together...

In this hilarious joke, three sisters aged 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together... this is what they get up to!

This Joke Starts With Three Drunk Men Getting In a Taxi

Three guys have been out drinking when they decide to get a cab and head home, but the taxi driver seems to have other ideas...

This Joke Starts With Three Dogs Walking Down the Street

Three male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful female poodle. She tells them that whoever has the best way with words would get her...

This Joke Starts With Three Women Escaping From Jail

Three women make a daring escape from jail, but one of them soon makes a fatal flaw...

Great Joke: One Simple Question, Three Answers...

An accountant, mathematician and economist all go for a job interview. Their answers to the interviewer's simple questions differ quite a lot...

Funny Joke: One, Two Three and You're Ready to Go!

This joke begins with an old man going to see a witch doctor

Joke: You'll Get Three Wishes If You Get to the Other Side

A rich man throws an elaborate party involving a tank laden with lethal creatures. A man suddenly decides to go for it, but things aren't what they seem...

Three Blondes Are Put to the Test at the Police Academy

Three blonde would-be detectives are being interrogated by a policeman, who asks how they would identify a man. It's not long before off-the-wall answers ensue.