16 Wry and Surprisingly Funny Benjamin Franklin Quotes
Benjamin Franklin sure had the old fashioned American humor.
Joke: What Even NASA Can't Do
It was a special day at NASA when the phone suddenly rang...
Joke: A Politician in the Village
A politician visited a village and asked what their needs were...
Joke: A Medical Opinion About Brexit
Should Brexit take place? The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves...
Joke: The Politician Mountain Climber
A politician, 3 doctors and 3 engineers decided to climb Mount Everest...
Joke: 5 Surgeons Have a Discussion...
This joke begins with a group of surgeons having a discussion...
Silly Joke: Stalin and Comrade Sun
This silly joke begins with Stalin getting up in the morning.
Joke: The Genie and the Government Worker
A government employee sat in his office, and out of boredom, decided to see what was inside his old filing cabinet.
Vandalism Is Not Okay. Unless It Makes You Laugh Out Loud
Vandalism is WRONG. Unless it makes you laugh out loud. Then it’s okay.
Joke: The Farmer and the State Trooper
The state decides to spend $6 million to raise all highway signs by 12 inches. A state trooper and farmer soon get talking about it...
Joke: Some People Are Just Never Happy in Life!
Sometimes in life, you just can't get it right in the eyes of people. That's why you really shouldn't try to please everyone...
Joke: The Three Politicians
Three politicians, an American, a Russian, and a Brazilian are socializing together. The conversation turns to how they all made their money...
Joke: Is Your Daddy Home?
A boss begins to wonder where on Earth his employee is when he decides to make a phone call to his house to see where he is. His son answers...
Joke: Doctor, What Do I Have?
A man returns from a foreign holiday and is feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor, and is immediately rushed to the hospital to undergo tests.
Joke: The Mental Health Line
Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline, this next message may sound hilarious...
This Joke Begins With 2 Drunks at an Irish Pub...
This joke begins with 2 drunks at an Irish pub carrying on a conversation...
Hilarious: The 3 Women and the Drunkard
This joke begins with 3 villager women returning to their village and encountering something on the road...
Funny: Congressman, What Must We Do About That Scrapyard?
Congressmen are having a hearing pertaining to a scrapyard that the government owns in the middle of the desert...
Joke: In Life, They Say That What Goes Up Must Come Down
A man goes skydiving for the first time, but things begin to go awry as soon as he leaves the plane. Something even more surprising happens...
Go Round Back and Do It There, OK Honey? (Hilarious Joke)
When a little girl begins to feel ill in church, her mother instructs her to go around the back and be sick. The little girl seemingly has other ideas...
This Joke Starts With a Man Sitting Next to a Cute Blonde
Blondes have a reputation for not being the sharpest knives in the drawer, but this man soon finds out that you should never judge a book by its cover...
Hilarious: The Best of Little Johnny Jokes!
I'm always partial to a good Little Johnny joke, but when there's a collection of them in one place, you know there'll be people falling about laughing...
This Joke Starts With Three Explorers Lost In the Jungle
Three explorers are trekking through the jungle. They're lost and starving. Lo and behold, they come across a cannibal's restaurant deep in the jungle...
This Joke Starts With Some Contractors At the White House
Three contractors from different US states descend on the White House to get a contract to fix a broken fence. The negotiating begins in earnest...
Funny: I'll Show You That My Cat's Better Than Yours
These four men are in stiff competition with each other, all believing that they have the best cat, but the truth is that only one can trump all the others...
