Joke: Pessimist vs. Optimist
There once were twin boys, age six, that had developed extreme personalities. One was a pessimist and the other a total optimist. Concerned, their parents took them to a psychiatrist...
This joke begins with an 3 Friends on a Hunt
This joke begins with an optimist, a pessimist and a literalist going on a hunt...
PERSONALITY QUIZ: Are You an Optimist or a Pessimist?
There are many ways of looking at life, but most of the time people are either optimistic or pessimistic (or realistic) about things? Which are you?
Joke: A Single Mother of 8
A magazine journalist is over at a mom-of-eight's house conducting an interview. Apparently, she has a novel way of calling for them...
Cheeky, Funny, Unapologetic Children - 20 Pics
Here are 20 funny test answers, all written by children who just couldn't be bothered.
Joke: Well, THAT'S a First!
When a hunter arrives at the ER with a bear trap attached to his testicles, the story as to how it happened is bound to be weird...
This Joke Starts With a Huge Family Waiting For a Bus
A blind man vies for a seat on a bus with a family with nine children. Inevitably, he and the husband do not make it on due to overcrowding. An argument ensues.
Joke: This Blonde Doesn't Quite Get What Her Doctor Meant
A Blonde heads to the doctor to lose some weight. Sadly, she misunderstands her doctor's instructions.
Joke: What Do You Want to Do When You Grow Up?
A teacher asks her class, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Joke: Doctor, What Do I Have?
A man returns from a foreign holiday and is feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor, and is immediately rushed to the hospital to undergo tests.
Joke: Talking Peace With Lawyers
wo attorneys boarded a flight out of Seattle. One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat...
Joke: Calling Up the Doctor
A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor’s office...
Joke: The Tricky Questions...
A little boy has some questions for the teacher...
Joke: The Native American Donkey
This joke begins with an anthropologist without a clue...
Joke: Who Gets the Parachute?
This joke begins with a plane starting to go down, who will get the parachutes?
This Joke Starts With a Man On His Deathbed
A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his wife and four children. Three are tall and athletic, but the fourth... isn't. He asks his wife about them...
This Joke Starts With a Man Being Rushed to Hospital
Mr. Steinberg is rushed to hospital having suffered a heart attack. His wife wants a doctor's note for her to sleep with him after surgery...
Why Has It Gone Hard? (Hilarious Joke)
Two boys are playing by a stream when they see a naked woman. One of the boys quickly runs off.
This Joke Starts With a Worried Man at His Annual Physical
An old man who's having memory problems visits his doctor for his annual physical. The doctor quickly comes up with a solution for his forgetfulness...
This Joke Starts With a Chinese Doctor Opening a Clinic
A Chinese doctor has a little difficulty opening a clinic in the US, so he takes matters into his own hands. He comes up with a rather novel business model...
Joke: Man Goes to a Psychiatrist About a Bossy Wife
A man visits a psychiatrist due to his bossy wife. The psychiatrist promptly tells him not to allow her to do so. He heads home with a new attitude.
This Joke Starts With a Guy Laying Half Dead In a Ward
A patient is seriously ill in a hospital bed when it becomes apparent that his meds haven't been administered properly. Things go further downhill...
Hilarious: He Turns Up At the ER In An Odd Predicament
Hilarious: Excuse Me, Can I Borrow Your Blanket Please?
A man and a woman are both in a sleeping carriage on a train, but the man is feeling cold and decides to ask for a blanket. He isn't prepared for the response..
Funny Joke: I Need to Explain To You What That Is, Madam
A woman has a particularly odd problem with her nether region, so she chooses to visit a doctor to see if he can help...
