Short Senior Jokes that'll Make You Crack Up!
Just because you're getting old, it doesn't mean that you have to stop laughing. Here are 25 short senior jokes that'll really tickle your fancy.
Joke: The Old Man and the Ring
Some people really know how to enjoy life...
Joke: The Old Man's Secret
A TV crew decides to visit a hundred years old man living alone in a cabin in the woods
Joke: The Old Man and the Puddle
It was a long day at work, and George decided to leave his London office and walk to the pub across the street to get a few drinks.
Joke: The Professor and the Old Man
An old college professor goes back to his former campus and finds his office. He promptly knocks on the door...
Joke: The Old Man, the Young Man and the Potato
A young man moved to the beach area and is trying to meet women, but isn't having much luck. One day, the young guy is walking down the beach...
Joke: The Familiar Old Man
One day when Jesus was relaxing in Heaven, He happened to notice a familiar-looking old man.
Joke: The Old Man, the Moped and the Ferrari
An old man pulls up next to a limited-edition Ferrari at some traffic lights. The driver immediately begins to show him the car, before he decides to floor it..
This Joke Starts With An Old Man Ordering a Hamburger
An old man goes to order a hamburger, but only orders one (he's with his wife). A good Samaritan soon decides to offer to buy them another burger...
Joke: The 160 Year Old Man
A man dies in a car accident and goes to heaven. He's amazed to find that there's a huge orchestra and singing angels to greet him when he arrives...
Great Joke: What's Your Secret, Old Man?
This joke begins with an old man and a younger woman getting married...
Joke: The Old Man's Reason For Ceasing to Attend Synagogue
A very old man stopped attending synagogue, to the dismay of the rabbi. When he sees him, he decides to investigate, and his reason is intriguing...
You Never Know What An Old Man Is Capable Of (Funny Joke)
Three tough guy bikers think that they can do anything they want to an old man quietly minding his own business, but little do they know what's coming for them.
This Joke Starts With An Old Man Using Cold Water to Clean
A great joke about the best way to clean dishes...
Jesus and Moses Tee off with an Old Man (Funny Joke)
Jesus, Moses, and an old man are playing a round of golf. While all seems pretty normal at first, supernatural things begin to happen...
Today's Joke: A Desperate Man
Sometimes it's better to be polite, or you may end up paying dearly...
Hilarious: He's a Lucky Old Man... Or Is He?
This 84-year-old man has a 22-year-old woman at home, but he seems a bit confused about getting back home to her...
Joke: The Annoying Old Drunk
An old man seems to be asking for it when he keeps annoying a huge guy at the pub...
This Joke Starts With a Greedy Man...
A stingy lawyer simply isn't willing to let go of the money he has earned - even in death. That's why he hatches to plan to prove that you can take it with you.
Joke: The Same Old Sandwich
There was a Redhead man, a Bald Man and a Blond man working on the top of a cliff...
Joke: The Miracle Man
The police have had trouble determining whether or not their suspects are guilty of committing the crimes they were arrested for.
Joke: The Old Hunting Story
One night, at the lodge of a hunting club, two new members were being introduced to other members and shown around...
This Man is 70 Years Old?? Unbelievable.
This man will amaze you. I'm flabbergasted.
Joke: That Poor, Poor Man...
A man is out on a golf course, when he hears someone shout "FORE!"
Joke: An Old Canadian in Paris
An elderly Canadian gentleman of 83 arrived in Par