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Hilarious: If I Only Knew the Truth of the Matter Sooner...

When a married couple make it to the Pearly Gates of Heaven after dying in a car crash, they meet St. Peter who tells them that everything is free...

Joke: The 160 Year Old Man

A man dies in a car accident and goes to heaven. He's amazed to find that there's a huge orchestra and singing angels to greet him when he arrives...

Joke: Two Prostitutes and Their Sign

Two prostitutes get pulled over by a police officer because of their rude sign...

Joke: Anything to Regret?

A famous surgeon dies and goes to heaven. He asks whether he's done anything that he regrets. He confesses to a minor sin, but all seems to be well...

Joke: The Duck Rule

When three guys die in an accident and go to Heaven, St. Peter is first to remark on the ugliness of one of their wives...

Joke: The Spirit of Christmas

This joke begins with 3 men dying and going before St. Peter, who has a task for them.

This Joke Starts With Three Men Dying and Going to Heaven

When three guys die in an accident and go to Heaven, St. Peter is first to remark on the ugliness of one of their wives...

Joke: God Sets out to Find Those Who Really Lived as Men

An extinction event occurs on Earth, so all mortal souls go to Heaven. On arrival at the Pearly Gates, God seems to find an exemplary man... or is he?

This Joke Starts With a Greedy Man...

A stingy lawyer simply isn't willing to let go of the money he has earned - even in death. That's why he hatches to plan to prove that you can take it with you.

This Joke Starts With a New Priest Getting Advice

A newly-ordained priest is about to begin hearing confessions from the faithful, but he's nervous about how to go about it. He asks an older priest...

Grandpa's Advice is Always the Best (Hilarious Joke)

It's really sad when a family member passes on to the next life, but there's a piece of them that will always stay with us....

This Joke Starts With a Man Wanting to Take It With Him

A stingy lawyer simply isn't willing to let go of the money he has earned - even in death. That's why he hatches to plan to prove that you can take it with you.

Hilarious: Please Lord, Make Me Comfortable Here in Heaven

When a cat dies and goes to Heaven, it makes a special request to God for the hard life it had to endure on Earth. God is only too happy to oblige...

Hilarious: A Joyride Comes to a Premature End

Three men are out sampling a fast sports saloon that one of them owns when he gets it wrong and crashes. They soon find themselves in heaven...

This Joke Starts With a Woman At the Pearly Gates

When a woman arrives at the Pearly Gates before she enters Heaven, St. Peter makes her undertake a challenge...

Rabbi, My Wife Is Trying to Poison Me. What Should I Do?

A man is concerned about his wife poisoning him, so he seeks out a Rabbi's advice.The Rabbi's response is rather surprising...

Joke: Wedding Decisions

A bride and a groom are with a pastor finalizing details for their wedding day. The pastor asks them whether they want a traditional or contemporary wedding...

Joke: Similar Problems...

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