Joke: Doctor, Give Me Money!
This joke starts with a quack making a big promotion...
Joke: The Unorthodox Doctor
A woman went to her doctor's clinic. She was seen by one of the doctors,...
Joke: The Crafty Doctor
A Chinese doctor can't find a job in a Hospital in the US, so he opens his own clinic and puts up a sign outside.
Joke: American Doctor vs. Chinese Doctor
While in China, an American single man acts promiscuous and does not use protection the entire time he is there.
Joke: Going to the Doctor
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat....
Joke: Doctor's Friendly Advice
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches. When the doctor goes over his history and does his physical, he discovers that the poor guy has tried practically every therapy known to man for his migraines and STILL sees no impro
Joke: The Doctor's Waiver
The medics rushed Mr. Steinberg to the hospital in the middle of the night, apparently due to a massive heart attack.
Joke: The Doctor's Plant
Two doctors, Dean and Gable, are treating a man with lung disease...
Joke: A Blonde at the Doctor's
A blonde woman came in for a routine physical at the doctor’s office.
Joke: An Expert on Doctors
One night a man and a woman are both at a bar knocking back a few beers.
Joke: The Doctors' Opinions
A panel of doctors was asked for their opinions concerning a proposal to build a new wing to their hospital...
Cheeky Joke: The Doctor and the Stutterer
Enjoy this funny joke about a guy who wanted his stutter removed...
Joke: Calling Up the Doctor
A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor’s office...
Joke: An Old Snake at the Doctor's
A old snake goes to see his doctor and says, ”I need something for my eyesssss…"
Joke: Playing Golf With Your Doctor
A husband decides to join his wife for the first time playing golf. He's never really been into the game, but since his wife was playing with all these men around, he wanted to come and check it out.
Joke: A Doctor and His Wife "Go At It"!
A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast.
This Joke Starts With a Doctor and His Wife Arguing
A doctor and his wife are having a massive argument over breakfast, but he soon has to head out for work. He never expects what happens next...
Joke: The Abusive Patient and the Patient Doctor
This joke begins with a very irritating patient insulting everyone at the doctor's office.
Joke: Doctor, What Do I Have?
A man returns from a foreign holiday and is feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor, and is immediately rushed to the hospital to undergo tests.
This Joke Starts With a Chinese Doctor Opening a Clinic
A Chinese doctor has a little difficulty opening a clinic in the US, so he takes matters into his own hands. He comes up with a rather novel business model...
This Joke Begins With a Young Doctor New to Town...
This joke begins with a new doctor learning the ropes from his predecessor...
Joke: Doctor, What Are You Going to Do With My Husband?
A man's penis just starts to grow with no end to the growth in sight. He soon resorts to seeking out a urologist...
Joke: Sometimes Even Doctors Don't Have a Clue...
Sometimes the doctors really don't know what is going on...
This Joke Starts With Two Doctors Making House Calls
The old doctor is showing the new doctor around and introducing him to the people he treats. The young doctor is surprised at how quickly he diagnoses...
Doctor, Help Me - Hilarious Doctor Shorts!
10 hilarious 'doctor, doctor' jokes that will guarantee a lifting of the mood!