Hilarious: The Best of Little Johnny Jokes!
I'm always partial to a good Little Johnny joke, but when there's a collection of them in one place, you know there'll be people falling about laughing...
Joke: Little Johnny's Dad
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different...
Joke: Little Johnny and the Hammer
Little Johnny comes downstairs crying to his mother...
Joke: Little Johnny and the Bullies
Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys...
Joke: Little Johnny Buys a Horse
Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father.
Joke: Little Johnny Counts to 10!
The teacher asks little Johnny if he knows his numbers...
Joke: Little Johnny and the Alligator
When Johnny is sent down to the water hole in order to fetch some water, little did he know that he would come across an alligator...
Joke: Little Johnny Goes to the Zoo
Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days.
Joke: The Teacher vs. Little Johnny
A teacher said to her class, "Right, i'm going to hold something under the desk and i want you to guess what it is...
Little Johnny Joke: Going to the Nudist Beach
This joke begins with little Johnny being taken to the beach, and he has some questions for his parents that they're not sure exactly how to answer.
Joke: Little Johnny and the History Exam
In class one day, Mr. Johnson pulled Johnny over to his desk after a test, and said, "Johnny I have a feeling that you have been cheating on your tests."
Joke: Little Johnny and the Baby
A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so far out, there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5-year-old child.
Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days...
Joke: Little Johnny's Funny Face
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground...
Joke: Little Johnny and the English Teacher
The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence...
Joke: Little Johnny Gives an Answer...
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.
Joke: Little Johnny is Asked About Jesus
A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers told her students that she wanted each of them to have learned one fact about Jesus by the next Sunday...
Joke: Little Johnny Goes to the Principal's Office
Little Johnny and his classmates get asked what their mothers do for a living. He answers promptly, but his answer gets him swiftly sent to the principal...
Joke: Little Johnny and the Sunday School Teacher
A Sunday School teacher decided to quiz her students about what they learned that year.
Joke: Little Johnny's Poetry
The third grade teacher was teaching English and repeated for her class...
Joke: The Curious Little Girl
When a little girls begins asking her Mom every question under the sun, Mom understandably begins to become annoyed at her. Then, a friend gives her advice...
Funny: Johnny's Answer Catches His Teacher By Surprise
This Joke Starts With a Little Boy Pulling Faces At School
When a school teacher sees a student pulling faces in the school playground, she thinks on her feet to find the perfect thing to say...
Joke: The Little Boy and the Gravestones
A woman takes her little boy to visit their dead relatives' gravestones at a cemetery. The little boy has never been to a cemetery before. The woman first takes her son her grandmother Annie's gravestone.
Joke: One Little Pill...
One little pill can cause a lot of problems...
