Joke: The Golden Toilets
This joke starts with two boys and one outlandish claim.
Joke: The Holy Drunk
A drunk staggers out of a bar and runs into two priests. He goes over to the first priest and says: “Hey, I’m Jesus Christ!”
Joke: The Drunk Fisherman
A drunk ice fisherman drills a hole in the ice and peers into it...
Joke: The Annoying Old Drunk
An old man seems to be asking for it when he keeps annoying a huge guy at the pub...
Joke: The Drunk Minister
A cowboy and a minister are on a flight to Texas. Although the cowboy orders a whisky, there won't be any alcohol for the minister on this flight...
This Joke Starts With a Very Drunk Man...
This joke begins with a very drunk man thinking he can outwit his wife.
This Joke Starts With a Drunk Losing His Rolex
A drunk loses his Rolex on a dark street. Luckily for him, a good Samaritan soon passes by in order to give him a hand.
Joke: Three Drunks and the Fast Taxi
Three drunken guys entered a taxi after a heavy night of drinking...
Joke: The Coffee Shop and the Drunk Man
A drunken man walks into a coffee shop one day...
Joke: An Academic Drunk
Two policemen went on patrol late at night...
This Joke Begins With 2 Drunks at an Irish Pub...
This joke begins with 2 drunks at an Irish pub carrying on a conversation...
Joke: The Logic of Being Logical...
This joke begins with two guys having a conversation in the bar...
Joke: I KNEW You Were Drunk!
I got pulled over earlier today. This is the conversation I had with the police officer:
This Joke Starts With Three Drunk Men Getting In a Taxi
Three guys have been out drinking when they decide to get a cab and head home, but the taxi driver seems to have other ideas...
This Joke Starts With a Drunk Irishman Driving His Car
An Irishman has had a bit to drink, but decides to get behind the wheel anyway. It isn't long before he's pulled over by a cop in hot pursuit...
Joke: 25 Years For Being Lazy
In a prison in China, prisoners are discussing who's in for what and for how long.
Joke: It's not Easy Being Casual
The story of a company that just couldn't handle Casual Day...
Babies are MEAN drunks - Hilarious!
A hilarious trailer for the short movie "Las Palmas" by Johannes Nyholm.
An Extreme Way to Battle Drunk Driving!!
A Prank Designed to Reform a Drunk Driver
Have You Heard This Joke? How To Avoid Being Breathalyzed!
Jim's had a bit to drink, so he's trying to get out a breathalyzer using every excuse he can think of. Read this funny joke.
This Joke Starts With a Blonde Being Sick of Blonde Jokes
This blonde is so fed up of blonde jokes that she decides to change her hair color. Little did she know that she would be exposed just the same...
This Joke Starts With Door-to-door Research Being Done
A man is doing door-to-door research on behalf of a petroleum jelly manufacturer when he a very beautiful housewife opens up her front door for him...
Drunk Animals of Africa - Hilarious!
When it's time for the Marula tree to drop its fruit, it becomes a feast for animals of all kinds. Eating enough of this fruit creates a very potent brew that can even make an elephant wobble...
This Joke Starts With an Ignorant Man Being Whistled At
When a desert dweller decides to use rail transport to visit him, he wanders onto the track. As a whistle is heard, the inevitable happens...
This Joke Starts With a Blonde Being Asked to Climb a Pole
A blonde is out and about when a group of men ask her to climb a pole. It doesn't take long for her to oblige...
