Marriage Joke: Don't Forget the Gift!
This joke begins with a husband in real trouble. You see, Marty forgot his wedding anniversary, and his wife wanted some serious compensation for the insult.
Joke: The Lazy Husband
One day a husband comes home from work. His wife greets him and says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom...
Joke: A Bored Husband in Target
This joke begins with a wife getting a letter from Target about her husband's behavior...
Joke: The Wife, the Husband and the Genie
A husband and wife in their sixties were coming up on their 40th wedding anniversary when they discover a genie...
Joke: The Husband's Secret Technique
A woman comes home and tells her husband, 'Remember those headaches I've been having. All these years? Well, they're gone!'
Short Jokes: The Best of Disgruntled Husbands!
These jokes are all about those men who just don't want to be married any more...
Joke: The Sad Husband and the Curious Wife
A guy comes home from work and he is clearly upset.
Joke: The Silver Haired Husband
This wife's words are so encouraging.
Joke: A Secret Passed From Husband to Husband...
Two married friends are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other and says,
This Joke Teaches a Cheating Husband a Lesson...
When a husband decides to get into a certain complicated equation with his wife, she soon fires back with a just-as-clever answer....
Joke: The Unsatisfied Wife and the Wafting Husband
A husband and wife are having issues in the bedroom. The man has no issues but the woman can’t reach an orgasm, she tells her husband it is because she gets too warm.
Joke: How to Get the Husband Hot and Heavy
Two women are talking about their love life over coffee...
Joke: The Husband's Budgetary Concerns
A rich man comes home and immediately starts shouting at his wife.
Joke: This Wife Gives a Gift to Her Upset Husband
A couple have an argument at bed-time, so the husband takes himself off to the couch. It isn't long before the wife decides to make amends...
Joke: The Cheating Husbands
Three married men are sitting in a pool club and arguing over who has the worst marriage.
This Joke Begins With a Husband Coming Home From Work...
This joke begins with a husband coming home to his wife...
Joke: The Husband, the Wife and the Threesome
There was a man who was very happily married, but, every birthday he would have the same fantasy request from his wife: He wanted a threesome, and every year the wife says no.
This Joke Starts With a Husband and Wife Talking in Bed
A husband and wife are having a discussion in bed, but it isn't quite about what it seems at first...
This Joke Starts With a Husband and Wife Getting Stuck
A husband and wife are traveling down a country lane when their car gets stuck in some mud. Luckily, a farmer shows up to give them a helping hand...
Joke: The Lazy Husband and the Fed-Up Wife
A married couple moves into to a new home. After a few days, as the husband returns home from work, his wife says to him, "Honey, one of the pipes in the bathroom is leaking, could you fix it?"
The Perfect Husband
The husband below really knows how to treat his wife - But what makes him such a great guy?
Joke: Doctor, I Need Help With My Husband
An elderly lady went to the doctor and asked for his help in reviving her husband’s passion.
Joke: Her Husband's New Secretary...
Kevin gets a New Secretary....
Joke: Wife Goes to the Cops to Report Her Missing Husband
A woman goes to the police to submit a missing person's report. The only problem is that her description of him isn't entirely accurate...
Joke: This Woman Won't Let Her Husband Sleep in Church!
This woman's husband won't stop sleeping during church, so the minister comes up with a genius idea to prevent it...
