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Joke: This Man Really Needed to Confess Something...

A woman is holding a candlelit vigil at her husband's bedside when he tells her that he has a confession to make...

Joke: Doctor, What Are You Going to Do With My Husband?

A man's penis just starts to grow with no end to the growth in sight. He soon resorts to seeking out a urologist...

Joke: Come On, Honey...

A newlywed steps out of the shower and is promptly asked to pose for a nude photo by her husband. She wants one of him in return...

Joke: The Fastest Fire Department

When a bunch of volunteers arrive in an old fire truck to put out a fire, it didn't take long for a mishap to occur...

Joke: Now is NOT the Time!

When two friends are on a boat that starts to sink, the first priority is to get to shore. A spot of misinterpretation adds to the confusion (and the humor!).

Joke: Is Your Daddy Home?

A boss begins to wonder where on Earth his employee is when he decides to make a phone call to his house to see where he is. His son answers...

Joke: A Stern Warning

The Alaska Department of Fish and Game took it upon itself to warn outdoorsmen of the dangers of bears. Its advice was odd to say the least...

Joke: The Case of Einstein's Twin

Albert Einstein is touring the speaker's circuit, but he gets fed up of it pretty quickly. He soon hatches a cunning plan...

Joke: Putting the Foot Down

When Joe and Bob are doing some work together, Bob notices how much Joe fusses over his wife. He asks him what's going on...

Joke: This Truck Stop Is Absolutely Relentless!

A trucker is desperately trying to get some sleep, but he keeps being disturbed by joggers wanting to know the time. He soon comes up with a plan...

Joke: The Panty Rule

A newlywed couple are about to consummate their wedding night when the husband decides to lay down the law. He couldn't predict what would happen next...

Joke: How to Annoy Nelson Mandela

When Nelson Mandela gets a knock on his door from an angry Chinese deliveryman, he doesn't quite know what to do about it...

Joke: What's Your SECRET?

Three old men appear to have retained their sexual prowess, but one of them seems to be sharper than the other two... or is he?

Joke: Two Southern Belles Talk On a Porch

Two southern belles are sitting on the front porch of a mansion. One of them decides to start bragging about her life...

This Joke Starts With An Atheist Arguing In Court

An atheist is in a courtroom arguing the case for atheists to have their own holiday, such as Christmas or Passover. The judge isn't having any of it...

Joke: The Professor and the Old Man

An old college professor goes back to his former campus and finds his office. He promptly knocks on the door...

Joke: The Drunk Minister

A cowboy and a minister are on a flight to Texas. Although the cowboy orders a whisky, there won't be any alcohol for the minister on this flight...

Joke: How Do I Look?

This woman is having some body image issues, and her husband thinks that he has the perfect response...

Joke: My Beer is Better!

At a brewing convention, the CEOs of all the big breweries are arguing about whose beer is best. It's the Irishman who has the last word, however...

Joke: Life in the Fertilized Egg Business

Whitey is in the fertilized egg business, with several hundred young hens laying eggs for him. The roosters, on the other hand, were far less numerous...

Joke: The Helpful Cop

A policeman is doing his rounds when he sees a little boy attempting to ring a doorbell. Little does he know about what the boy is really doing...