You Never Know What An Old Man Is Capable Of (Funny Joke)
Three tough guy bikers think that they can do anything they want to an old man quietly minding his own business, but little do they know what's coming for them.
Joke: You'll Get Three Wishes If You Get to the Other Side
A rich man throws an elaborate party involving a tank laden with lethal creatures. A man suddenly decides to go for it, but things aren't what they seem...
This Joke Starts With a Blonde Discovering a Thermos
A blond is in a store when a Thermos catches her eye. She begins to ask questions about it and eventually makes a purchase...
This Joke Starts With a Man Riding In the Back of a Cab
A man is catching a cab home when he realizes that the cab driver could give him a hand with catching his cheating wife. Things escalate quickly...
This Old Man Has Been Saving Up For His Entire Life...
A very young bride and her rather old groom are getting married at a hotel. She thinks she's finally getting her hands on his vast fortune...
This Joke Starts With Some Annoying Early Morning Joggers
A trucker is desperately trying to get some sleep, but he keeps being disturbed by joggers wanting to know the time. He soon comes up with a plan...
This Joke Starts With Three Explorers Lost In the Jungle
Three explorers are trekking through the jungle. They're lost and starving. Lo and behold, they come across a cannibal's restaurant deep in the jungle...
This Joke Starts With a Woman Speaking to a Congregation
A woman takes the mic during Mass and begins to tell the congregation of her husband's terrible ailment. Not surprisingly, the congregation is horrified...
This Joke Starts With Two Doctors Making House Calls
The old doctor is showing the new doctor around and introducing him to the people he treats. The young doctor is surprised at how quickly he diagnoses...
This Joke Starts With a Lady Spending the Night With a Man
When a woman meets a guy at a bar, she inevitably ends up back at his place. To her surprise, there are teddy bears as far as the eye can see.
This Joke Starts With Some Contractors At the White House
Three contractors from different US states descend on the White House to get a contract to fix a broken fence. The negotiating begins in earnest...
America's Funniest Church Signs to Brighten Your Day
Churches seem to have found that addressing dwindling congregations can be achieved with a great sense of humor. Here are 14 hysterically funny US church signs.
After An Argument In Bed, Hubby Is On the Couch (Funny)
A couple have an argument at bed-time, so the husband takes himself off to the couch. It isn't long before the wife decides to make amends...
Hilarious: You Need to Be Careful When Feeling Frisky
A man is all by himself in his hotel room while on a business trip. He decides that he wants some company for the evening. This is his story...
It's Difficult to Fulfill a Dying Wish Sometimes (Funny)
When a window visits an undertaker to see how preparations of her dead husband's body are going, she isn't happy with what she sees. A solution is proposed...
A Couple Get Into Bed On Their Wedding Night (Joke)
A newlywed couple are about to consummate their wedding night when the husband decides to lay down the law. He couldn't predict what would happen next...
Hilarious: Mommy, Why Don't Airplanes Have Babies?
A young boy is on a Southwest airlines flight with his mom when he begins to ask "biological" questions. His mom quickly enlists the stewardess' help...
This Joke Starts With A Man Pulling Up Next to a Ferrari
An old man pulls up next to a limited-edition Ferrari at some traffic lights. The driver immediately begins to show him the car, before he decides to floor it..
This Joke Starts With a Doctor and His Wife Arguing
A doctor and his wife are having a massive argument over breakfast, but he soon has to head out for work. He never expects what happens next...
This Joke Starts With a Drunk Irishman Driving His Car
An Irishman has had a bit to drink, but decides to get behind the wheel anyway. It isn't long before he's pulled over by a cop in hot pursuit...
This Joke Starts With Two Guys Coming Across a Big Hole
When two guys happen across a deep hole in the woods, they decided to see how deep it really is by throwing a few pebbles to the bottom...
Joke: A Thieving Old Lady Finds Herself Facing a Judge
An old lady finds herself in front of a judge after stealing a can of peaches. He immediately hands down a sentence for her wicked deed...
Hilarious: To Be Young and Frolicking In the Countryside...
An elderly man is taking a walk through the French countryside when he spots a couple getting frisky in a field. Immediately, something seems off...
This Joke Starts With a Young Lady Bringing Her Fiancee Home
After a dinner in which a young lady introduces her fiancee to her parents, her mother instructs her father to go on a fact-finding mission...
Hilarious: This Blonde Thinks Her Car Parts Were Stolen
When a blonde gets into her car, she notices a bunch of car parts that were there when she left them missing. She immediately reports the theft to 911...
