Joke: Haggling With St. Peter
An American, a Scot and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They were all brought to the same emergency room, but all three of them died before they arrived...
Joke: The Spirit of Christmas
This joke begins with 3 men dying and going before St. Peter, who has a task for them.
Joke: Getting Married in Heaven
This joke begins with 2 people falling in love in the afterlife...
Joke: The 160 Year Old Man
A man dies in a car accident and goes to heaven. He's amazed to find that there's a huge orchestra and singing angels to greet him when he arrives...
Joke: The European Afterlife
What is the European hell and what is the European heaven? Find out in this hilarious joke.
Hilarious: If I Only Knew the Truth of the Matter Sooner...
When a married couple make it to the Pearly Gates of Heaven after dying in a car crash, they meet St. Peter who tells them that everything is free...
Joke: God Sets out to Find Those Who Really Lived as Men
An extinction event occurs on Earth, so all mortal souls go to Heaven. On arrival at the Pearly Gates, God seems to find an exemplary man... or is he?
Joke: Two Prostitutes and Their Sign
Two prostitutes get pulled over by a police officer because of their rude sign...
Joke: Anything to Regret?
A famous surgeon dies and goes to heaven. He asks whether he's done anything that he regrets. He confesses to a minor sin, but all seems to be well...
Joke: The Duck Rule
When three guys die in an accident and go to Heaven, St. Peter is first to remark on the ugliness of one of their wives...
Joke: The Idiot Savant
Three men die: A Physicist, a Philosopher and a Local town idiot...
This Joke Starts With Three Men Dying and Going to Heaven
Hilarious: Please Lord, Make Me Comfortable Here in Heaven
When a cat dies and goes to Heaven, it makes a special request to God for the hard life it had to endure on Earth. God is only too happy to oblige...
Joke: 3 Nurses in Heaven
There are 3 nurses, but not the same kind of nurses...
Joke: To Heaven and Back
A woman suffers a heart attack and ends up in hospital. She has a near-death experience, but awakens. She decides to get some work done...
Joke: It's All Relative...
A man looks up to the sky and begins to identify shapes in the clouds. He decides to strike up a conversation with God...
Joke: I Didn't Know That Divine Intervention Happens
When a tradesman named Jack begins to pain the inside of a church, he didn't know know that divine intervention would occur...
Joke: The Three Politicians
Three politicians, an American, a Russian, and a Brazilian are socializing together. The conversation turns to how they all made their money...
This Joke Starts With a Greedy Man...
A stingy lawyer simply isn't willing to let go of the money he has earned - even in death. That's why he hatches to plan to prove that you can take it with you.
Joke: Two Southern Belles Talk On a Porch
Two southern belles are sitting on the front porch of a mansion. One of them decides to start bragging about her life...
Joke: The Wife, the Husband and the Genie
A husband and wife in their sixties were coming up on their 40th wedding anniversary when they discover a genie...
Joke: Meeting Friends in the Afterlife
This joke begins with two old friends meeting up in the afterlife to exchange their experiences of dying.
Joke: A Bored Husband in Target
This joke begins with a wife getting a letter from Target about her husband's behavior...
This Joke Begins With 2 Religious Thieves...
This joke begins with 2 religious thieves...
This Joke Begins With 3 Generals Showing Off...
This joke begins with 3 generals during WWII having an argument...
