Joke: The Golden Toilets
This joke starts with two boys and one outlandish claim.
Joke: Keeping Score With The Mrs.
This joke begins with a very drunk man returning home where his friend is in bed with his wife...
Joke: The Holy Drunk
A drunk staggers out of a bar and runs into two priests. He goes over to the first priest and says: “Hey, I’m Jesus Christ!”
Joke: The Drunk Fisherman
A drunk ice fisherman drills a hole in the ice and peers into it...
This Joke Starts With a Very Drunk Man...
This joke begins with a very drunk man thinking he can outwit his wife.
Joke: The Annoying Old Drunk
An old man seems to be asking for it when he keeps annoying a huge guy at the pub...
Joke: The Drunk Minister
A cowboy and a minister are on a flight to Texas. Although the cowboy orders a whisky, there won't be any alcohol for the minister on this flight...
Joke: Three Drunks and the Fast Taxi
Three drunken guys entered a taxi after a heavy night of drinking...
Joke: The Coffee Shop and the Drunk Man
A drunken man walks into a coffee shop one day...
Joke: An Academic Drunk
Two policemen went on patrol late at night...
This Joke Starts With a Drunk Losing His Rolex
A drunk loses his Rolex on a dark street. Luckily for him, a good Samaritan soon passes by in order to give him a hand.
This Joke Begins With 2 Drunks at an Irish Pub...
This joke begins with 2 drunks at an Irish pub carrying on a conversation...
This Joke Starts With Three Drunk Men Getting In a Taxi
Three guys have been out drinking when they decide to get a cab and head home, but the taxi driver seems to have other ideas...
This Joke Starts With a Drunk Irishman Driving His Car
An Irishman has had a bit to drink, but decides to get behind the wheel anyway. It isn't long before he's pulled over by a cop in hot pursuit...
Joke: I KNEW You Were Drunk!
I got pulled over earlier today. This is the conversation I had with the police officer:
Babies are MEAN drunks - Hilarious!
A hilarious trailer for the short movie "Las Palmas" by Johannes Nyholm.
An Extreme Way to Battle Drunk Driving!!
A Prank Designed to Reform a Drunk Driver
Drunk Animals of Africa - Hilarious!
When it's time for the Marula tree to drop its fruit, it becomes a feast for animals of all kinds. Eating enough of this fruit creates a very potent brew that can even make an elephant wobble...
Joke: Drunken Lies
Joke: The Graveyard Music
When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple of days later, the town drunk was walking...
Joke: Pull Over!
An Irishman who had a little to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over.
Here Are 40 Construction Workers Who Came to Work Drunk
These roads were either constructed by the best abstract artists or some one with a severe hangover. Either way, absolutely hilarious.
Joke: The Talking Clock
Keith was known as a drunk to his friends. One night he was having a housewarming party for his new apartment.
Joke: All the Excuses
Jim's had a bit to drink, so he's trying to get out a breathalyzer using every excuse he can think of. Read this funny joke.
Joke: A Bizarre Afterlife
Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber...
