Joke: A Medical Opinion About Brexit
Should Brexit take place? The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves...
Joke: The Mental Health Line
Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline, this next message may sound hilarious...
Joke: A Slightly Confused Nurse
This joke begins with 3 doctors hiring a new nurse for their clinic. Only there's a slight problem with her performance.
Joke: 5 Surgeons Have a Discussion...
This joke begins with a group of surgeons having a discussion...
Joke: Consult the Wife
This joke begins with an unfortunate incident...
Joke: Doctor, What Do I Have?
A man returns from a foreign holiday and is feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor, and is immediately rushed to the hospital to undergo tests.
This Joke Starts With a Guy Laying Half Dead In a Ward
A patient is seriously ill in a hospital bed when it becomes apparent that his meds haven't been administered properly. Things go further downhill...
Have You Heard This One? The Impossible Task (Rude)
When one is faced with an impossible task, one MUST remain a professional...
This Joke Made Me Laugh My Head Off
Just stop talking!
Joke: Well, THAT'S a First!
When a hunter arrives at the ER with a bear trap attached to his testicles, the story as to how it happened is bound to be weird...
Joke: Two Roofers in a Fix
Two roofers are working on the roof of a barn when a slight mishap means that they knock the ladder over. Fortunately, there's another way down...
Joke: This Blonde Doesn't Quite Get What Her Doctor Meant
A Blonde heads to the doctor to lose some weight. Sadly, she misunderstands her doctor's instructions.
Joke: The Unorthodox Doctor
A woman went to her doctor's clinic. She was seen by one of the doctors,...
Joke: What Even NASA Can't Do
It was a special day at NASA when the phone suddenly rang...
Joke: A Politician in the Village
A politician visited a village and asked what their needs were...
Joke: Talking Peace With Lawyers
wo attorneys boarded a flight out of Seattle. One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat...
Joke: Calling Up the Doctor
A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor’s office...
Joke: The Politician Mountain Climber
A politician, 3 doctors and 3 engineers decided to climb Mount Everest...
Joke: The Wife, the Husband and the Genie
A husband and wife in their sixties were coming up on their 40th wedding anniversary when they discover a genie...
Joke: Pessimist vs. Optimist
There once were twin boys, age six, that had developed extreme personalities. One was a pessimist and the other a total optimist. Concerned, their parents took them to a psychiatrist...
Joke: A Bored Husband in Target
This joke begins with a wife getting a letter from Target about her husband's behavior...
Joke: The Native American Donkey
This joke begins with an anthropologist without a clue...
Joke: Who Gets the Parachute?
This joke begins with a plane starting to go down, who will get the parachutes?
Funny: Congressman, What Must We Do About That Scrapyard?
Congressmen are having a hearing pertaining to a scrapyard that the government owns in the middle of the desert...
Hilarious: I Don't Have Money to Pay My Medical Bill
When a man suffers a heart attack and wakes up in a Catholic hospital, the questioning by the nun looking after him soon turns to his medical bills...
