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Joke: The Cannibals and Their Religious Food

This joke begins with two cannibals sitting around and discussing their religious diet, which includes missionaries...

Joke: Which Way Would You Like to Die?

This joke starts with a Brit, a Frenchman and a New Yorker about to die.

Hilarious: Nah Son, We Shouldn't Eat That One

Father and son cannibals are traveling through the jungle when they find something (someone) to eat. They soon hatch a plan...

Hilarious: To Be Young and Frolicking In the Countryside...

An elderly man is taking a walk through the French countryside when he spots a couple getting frisky in a field. Immediately, something seems off...

Joke: Similar Problems...

What a coincidence!

Joke: How to Get Over the Language Barrier

A furniture salesman heads to Paris on a buying trip. He soon sees a lady that takes his fancy. The only problem is that he doesn't speak French...

Joke: The Curious Little Girl

When a little girls begins asking her Mom every question under the sun, Mom understandably begins to become annoyed at her. Then, a friend gives her advice...

Joke: To Heaven and Back

A woman suffers a heart attack and ends up in hospital. She has a near-death experience, but awakens. She decides to get some work done...

Joke: The Resemblance is Uncanny...

When a pastor is mistaken for a country singer while doing his rounds, he's quite taken aback, however he soon gets used to his new-found fame...

Joke: Two Women Hit It Off In Arizona

A wise woman gets a lift from a younger woman while walking out in the Arizona desert. It isn't long before they get talking...

Joke: Mom and Dad's New Wife

When a husband's young new bride and his ex-wife are planning to wear the same dress on their wedding day, you know it's a recipe for disaster...

Joke: Bad News, Trooper

A captain receives a telegram with some bad news about one of his troops. He enlists his sergeant to call him in for a meeting...

This Joke Starts With a Woman Joining a Country Club

A woman joins a country-club and sets out to play with the guys at 6.30am. She immediately impresses them with her golfing prowess...

This Joke Starts With a Woman Taking Her Lover Home

A married woman returns home with her lover, only for her 9-year-old son to spot them and hide in the closet. Her husband also arrives soon after...

Hilarious: But Dad, I Have No Idea What to Do With Her

A newlywed couple are about to consummate their marriage as they're expected to, but neither of them have any idea what they're doing...

This Joke Starts With an Elderly Couple At a Travel Agency

Two elderly people are spotted by a travel agent at his agency's window. He promptly invites them in and discusses sending them on a dream vacation...

This Joke Starts With a Man On His Deathbed

A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his wife and four children. Three are tall and athletic, but the fourth... isn't. He asks his wife about them...

This Joke Starts With a Middle-aged Lady Going to Hospital

A woman suffers a heart attack and ends up in hospital. She has a near-death experience, but awakens. She decides to get some work done...

This Joke Starts With a Christian Lady On a Business Trip

A Christian business lady is asked why she always carries her Bible with her. She begins to respond...

This Joke Starts With a Man Working Late

A businessman works late to be with his young secretary, but eventually makes his way home. He begins to think up his excuses...

Why Has It Gone Hard? (Hilarious Joke)

Two boys are playing by a stream when they see a naked woman. One of the boys quickly runs off.

Receptionist, You Must Come Quickly (Hilarious Joke)

A receptionist is alerted to the presence of a man outside the window of an old lady who's staying at the hotel. She goes to investigate the problem...

How Much is My Bill Again!? (Hilarious Joke)

A woman takes her motionless dog to the vet, only for him to confirm that he is in fact dead. He employs a special method just to make sure...