Joke: Listening is Important!
Great joke about listening to directions while drunk
Have You Heard This One? An American in An Irish Pub
This joke begins with an American going into a pub in good ol' Ireland...
Joke: The Old Lady and the Bank CEO
This joke begins with an old lady with a bizarre proposal to the bank...
This Man Managed a Challenge No-One Else Could (Funny)
A scrawny little man undertakes a challenge at a bar that no-one else seemed to be able to manage. As he begins, people look on in anticipation...
Joke: I Bet You I Can Reach That Glass!
A man and bets a barman that he's able to urinate in a glass located on the far side of his bar. The barman agrees, but doesn't know what else is going on...
When A Billionaire Loses a Bet - Hilarious!
We have to hand it to the man, not only does he look 'fabulous' and filled the terms of his bet, but he also managed to turn it into a charity event that ended up really helping those in need.
Joke: She Still Likes to Have a Drink
An old lady is celebrating her 80th birthday aboard a cruise ship. The bartender buys her a drink, and she proceeds to have a few...
Joke: A Drink Best Served Cold
A man enters a bar and orders a beer. To his delight, he's only charged 1c for it. Similarly, steak dinner is only 4c, but there's a reason for the cheapness...
It's My Birthday, I'll Have a Drink If I Want To (Funny)
This Joke Starts with a Man Walking into a Bar...
Great Joke: The Bartender and His Very Low Prices
This joke begins with a man getting much cheaper drinks than he anticipated...
Joke: The Logic of Being Logical...
This joke begins with two guys having a conversation in the bar...
Receptionist, You Must Come Quickly (Hilarious Joke)
A receptionist is alerted to the presence of a man outside the window of an old lady who's staying at the hotel. She goes to investigate the problem...
Genie, I Want Beer Now That I've Found You (Funny Joke)
A blonde redneck guy finds a lamp. He rubs it, and a genie emerges. His thoughts immediately turn to beer...
This Joke Starts With a Drunk Irishman Driving His Car
An Irishman has had a bit to drink, but decides to get behind the wheel anyway. It isn't long before he's pulled over by a cop in hot pursuit...
Joke: Don't Drink and Jump
A man and a woman are drinking in a bar at the top of the Empire State Building. The man soon makes a startling revelation...
Joke: Getting Away With It
A bartender is having difficulty keeping track of who has or hasn't paid for their drinks. Seeing an opportunity, a trio of men try their luck...
Joke: The Generous Old Lady
A pastor pleads to his congregation to be generous with donations that day. He soon notices a $1000 bill on one of the offering plates...
Joke: Driving By the Numbers
An old lady is spotted driving very slowly on a highway by a policeman who promptly pulls her over. The problem soon becomes apparent...
Joke: The Annoying Old Drunk
An old man seems to be asking for it when he keeps annoying a huge guy at the pub...
Joke: Doctor, What Are You Going to Do With My Husband?
A man's penis just starts to grow with no end to the growth in sight. He soon resorts to seeking out a urologist...
Joke: My Beer is Better!
At a brewing convention, the CEOs of all the big breweries are arguing about whose beer is best. It's the Irishman who has the last word, however...
Joke: Beer For Everyone!
A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender...
Hilarious: The 3 Women and the Drunkard
This joke begins with 3 villager women returning to their village and encountering something on the road...
I'm Not Going to Buy Him a Drink (Hilarious Joke)
A Nazi walks into a bar and buys a drink for everyone, bar a Jewish man who's sitting alone in a corner. His decision soon backfires...
Funny Joke: The Researcher, the General, and the Question
A young woman is undertaking research about intercourse and includes war veterans as part of her study. The answers she gets are surprising..
