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Hilarious: The Young Priest's Ideas Are a Bit Out There

The young priest nodded, and the old priest continued: "And you told me that adding a little more beat to the music would bring young people back to church, so I supported you when you brought in that rock 'n' roll gospel choir. "Now our services are consistently packed to the balcony ."

These Athletes Retired at the Susprisingly Young Age of 30

Because sports are usually for the fittest and highly agile, most athletes start training young to make it into the big leagues by the time they turn 20. However, be it due to injuries or fame, fortune, and everything that goes with it, this particular profession can often be short-lived.

Wow! Young Artist Paints Unbelievably Lifelike Portraits

Profile View this post on Instagram A post shared by Daria Callie (@dariacallie) on Apr 11, 2019 at 12:23pm PDT Here is how this painting was created: Mind-Bending Realism in 8 Beautiful Portraits by Daria Callie art, beautiful, artist, paintings, young, belarusian, portraits, realistic art, live performance

Hilarious: To Be Young and Frolicking In the Countryside...

An elderly man was walking through the French countryside, admiring the beautiful spring day, when over a hedgerow he spotted a young couple making love in a field. Getting over his initial shock he said to himself: "Ah,young love... ze spring time, ze air, ze flowers... C'est magnifique!"

This Joke Starts With a Young Programmer at an Interview

Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person asked the young programmer: "And what starting salary were you looking for?" The programmer said, "In the neighborhood of $75,000 a year, depending on the benefits package."

This New Clinic is Infusing Seniors With Young Blood

The company, which was founded by Stanford University graduate Jesse Karmazin, recently completed its first clinical trial designed to assess the benefits of transfusions of young blood into older patients.

This Joke Begins With a Young Doctor New to Town...

A young doctor moved out to a small community to replace an older doctor who was retiring. The older doctor suggested that the young one accompany him on his house-call rounds, so the community could become used to a new doctor.

Hilarious: The Young vs. The Old on a Date!

When you’re young, dating is a game between two inexperienced players, eager and curious. When you’re in your later years, dating is often a ritual between two people who have had their share of companionship yet still wish to do the dance once more.

Joke: The Old Man, the Young Man and the Potato

A young man moves to the beach area and is trying to meet women, but isn't having much luck. One day, the young guy is walking down the beach, and he passes an old guy, who is completely surrounded by young beautiful women in bikinis vying for his attention.

Joke: This Young Cowboy Wants the Old Timer's Advice

In the days of the Wild West, there was a young cowboy who wanted more than anything to be the greatest gunfighter in the world. He practiced every minute of his spare time, but he knew that he wasn't yet first-rate and that there must be something he was doing wrong.

Hilarious: An Old Worker Has a Bet With a Young Worker

A strong young man at a construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had enough. 'Why don't you put your money where your mouth is,' he said.

This Joke Starts With a Young Vicar Delivering a Sermon

A young vicar about to deliver his first sermon asked the advice of a retired minister on how to capture the congregation's attention. "Start with an opening line that's certain to grab them," the cleric told him.