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Joke: The Maid and the Wife

An Austrian maid asks the wife who employs her for a pay raise. The wife became very angry about this and decided to talk to her about this raise. She asked, “Now Anna, why do you think you should get a pay increase?" "Well, madam, there are tree reasons why I should.

Joke: The Rabbi's Wife

I'm sleeping with the Rabbi's wife. Can you hold him in synagogue for an hour after services for me?" Irving was not very fond of the idea, but being Morris' lifelong friend, he reluctantly agreed.

Joke: The Suspicious Wife

His wife listened from under the bed as he started chatting with someone. "Hey babe, I'm just changing clothes then I will join you," he said. "As for the other fool, it finally dawned on her that I was fooling around on her and left.

Joke: The Wife's Warning

Content Joke: The Wife's Warning joke As Chester left a board meeting, he desperately gave himself a personal TSA pat down...

Joke: Consult the Wife

But I understand that you have been married for over thirty years and this is something you should discuss with your wife. If you had a five incher before and get a nine incher now, she might be a bit uncomfortable.

Joke: The Wife's Math

She opens it and reads: "My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, as a 54-year-old, can no longer satisfy. I'm very happy with you and I value you as a good wife.

Joke: The Missing Wife

Content Joke: The Missing Wife joke A man walks into a police station in tears and goes to the sergeant at the desk.

Joke: Trouble With the Wife

As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him about, 'What time of night to be getting home is this? Where have you been?' 'Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it'. And on and on and on.

Joke: The Super-Wife

Joke: The Lessons joke Sam and his wife Rachel were playing golf at the club when she drove a 300 yard tee shot straight down the fairway...

Joke: The Wife, the Husband and the Genie

A husband and wife in their sixties were coming up on their 40th wedding anniversary. Knowing his wife loved antiques, he bought a beautiful old brass oil lamp for her. When she unwrapped it, a genie appeared. He thanked them and gave each of them one wish.

Joke: The Husband, the Wife and the Threesome

There was a man who was very happily married, but, every birthday he would have the same fantasy request of his wife: He wanted a threesome, and every year the wife says no. This continues on for several years until finally, the wife has enough and agrees.

Joke: The Wife, the Grill and the Sausage

A man notices his wife's butt is getting big I bet your butt is as big as my grill." His wife rolls her eyes, but he gets a tape measure, measures her bottom, measures the grill, and teases her that they're about the same size. That night, he tries to see if he can get lucky.

Joke: A Confused Wife at Court

Joke: The Divorce Court and the Wife joke A judge was interviewing a South Carolina woman regarding her pending divorce...

This Joke Begins With a Seductive Wife...

For more funny jokes scroll below. Marriage Joke: The Crumpled Bills funny, humor, wife, husband, money, marriage joke, crumpled bill This joke begins with a wife seductively asking her husband a question...

Joke: Mother vs. Wife

A few days later husband and wife were quarreling again and the daughter-in-law unreasonably asked: "now tell me! If your mom and I fall into water, whom will you save first?" The husband replied: "I don't have to get into the water, my mom knows to swim, she will save you."

Joke: The Buggy, The Wife and the Officer

The wife replied: " I'm not sure, Jacob - something to do with the emergency brake. " ​For more funny jokes scroll below!

This Joke Starts With a Wife With Incredible Luck

My wife comes in with a brand new bag, looked expensive. Me: "Honey I see you got a new Gucci bag, where'd you get it?" Wife: " My boss and I bought a lottery ticket together and won! I bought the bag with my half of the winnings." *next day wife comes home with new, fancy sunglasses.

Joke: The Sad Husband and the Curious Wife

His wife looks concerned and asks him what's wrong. He shakes his head and refuses to say anything. Later, during dinner, he's just pushing his food around on his plate and staring out the window. "Honey, what is it? I've never seen you like this before," the wife says.

Joke: How to Explain It to the Wife

One day, a gentleman's wife is planning on hosting a dinner party and wants to class it up a bit, so she sends her husband out to pick up some snails for escargot. He picks up the snails and starts heading home, but on the way, the gentleman runs into an old friend and stops to chat for a minute.

Joke: A Doctor and His Wife "Go At It"!

Content Joke: A Doctor and His Wife "Go At It"! joke, health A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast.

Joke: His Wife Has Needs...

My wife was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only The t-shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said aggressively, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!”

Joke: Mom and Dad's New Wife

A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new, young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother! Jennifer asked her father's new young wife to exchange it, but she refused. ''Absolutely not! I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it,'' she replied.

Joke: The Unsatisfied Wife and the Wafting Husband

A husband and wife are having issues in the bedroom. The man has no issues but the woman can’t reach an orgasm, she tells her husband it is because she gets too warm.